Zac Efron is shooting
a new survival show. -Thank God. Thank God!
-(cheering, whooping) He’ll spend 21 days
off the grid, uh, called Killing Zac Efron. It’s like a Bear Grylls thing
or something. I will tell you,
you won’t catch me doing this. -FEIMSTER: Oh, yeah?
-Oh, I could never… I’d be like, “Where do you
plug your phone in?” -There’s no way.
-He’s going into the woods. He does look
a little gacked up here. -He looks a little nuts.
Oh, calm down already. Yeah. Gack Efron? I don’t… so he… he went from all these movies
to just running in the woods -for 21 days?
-SPADE: I think… it’s not the natural trajectory,
but I think it’s… Yeah. I think the real title is
Killing Zac Efron’s Career. (laughter) -I’m very snarky today.
-Yeah! It’s a new side of you. Yeah, I wish more men
would disappear in the woods for 21 days. -(laughter)
-SPADE: Yeah! -(applause)
-Get rid of them! -Yo!
-Get out of here. All us ladies can hug
and share feelings. SPADE:
Yeah. You know, I was trying to
imagine, like, you know, like, you know,
there probably is some kind of a loin cloth situation,
I’d imagine. So I just imagine him going to,
like, of course it’s L.A., so there’s gonna have to be a
loin cloth shop that you go to. And they have a special room
for high-end loin cloths. And, you know, and it’s like,
and they have names, like, you know, “The Sherry”
or, you know, “The Floofie,” or whatever. And it’s, like,
comfortable on the inside but it’s rugged on the outside,
you know. Yeah, this dude,
he’s– he is ripped. I saw the Baywatch movie
a bunch of times. -And, uh…
-(laughter) Dude, he is ripped,
like, shredded. Him and The Rock were in it. -I was like…
-FEIMSTER: For sure. I see why I stepped away
from the movies for a bit. It’s too much pressure. Ii have a Soloflex in my garage. But I’d watch him paint a face on a volleyball and (bleep) it. I don’t care,
you know what I mean? I don’t know if that’s the plan. -That probably is.
-Maybe day 18. He’s bored of eating crickets -or whatever
he’s going out there. -Yeah. Just some gay Quibi executive
being like, “All right. Zac Efron. Woods. Shirtless.” -WATTS: Done. -SPADE: Go.
-Sold. It’s really important
it’s a hot climate. Can I stress that enough?
A hot climate. Unless Quibi
somehow goes out of business -and he just stays out there.
-FEIMSTER: Yeah. They never pick him up
at the end. Gilligan’s Island. In future bankruptcy news–
Oh, I shouldn’t say that. Uh, The Weeknd,
I’m not saying… I’m not saying–
I take that back. He just bought a house,
a penthouse in Beverly Hills for $25 million. Uh, Fortune, you look
irresponsible with money. What do you think… I-I clearly spend it on clothes. But we can’t say for sure
he can’t afford it. He’s a very successful guy. I hope he knows he’s gonna have
to work all week to pay for that. (applause) Yeah, we should go around
and say what’s the stupidest,
funniest thing we’ve spent $25 million on. PAPA: Who?
Well, last night… -Last night.
-Last night? Okay. I, uh, I really wanted
Cool Ranch Doritos, and I was too lazy to go out
so I Postmates them, and the Postmates was more
than the Doritos, so I know
what he’s going through. -SPADE: Yeah, that’s true.
-We know. (applause) But you’re a celebrity, that’s
what you’re supposed to do. SPADE: That’s right.
You get a lot of– I mean, he’s got a lot of money. $25 million for a condo, though,
no yard. -Uh…
-I mean, it feels like New York, like, they do that all the time,
it’s so expensive. But I would hate to have,
like, a Rolls-Royce and then you have
tandem parking underneath. Hey, move that Corolla. I got to run out real quick. Or just give me your keys
and I’ll… It’s just, yeah, $25 million. I mean, I don’t know.
I guess that’s, like, I guess that’s the average price
now in L.A. for a… -SPADE: It’s pretty high.
-For a condo. -It’s pretty bad.
-Yeah. I mean… I’ve seen, like, on Zillow, I’ve been through Beverly Hills
and I just see a house, and I look it up, and it’s,
like, $20 million. And then at the bottom, it goes, “Your mortgage payment would be
$228,000 a month.” I’m like, “Oh, thanks. Oh, okay,
well, I was looking for… $220,000 was my ceiling.” I guess I’ll cancel Hulu
so I can make that payment. You have to, you got
to make it work. -Right.
-(applause) Okay, a man in India was,
uh, arrested for posing as a pilot in order
to get through security faster. Kind of smart. They said he wasn’t a real pilot ’cause he wasn’t drunk
at the time. Uh, but, you know,
he’s got that little lanyard, but I think it’s smart,
’cause it goes under his tie. -WATTS: Yes. I just noticed
that. -PAPA: Oh, yeah. So he could be going
to the VMAs. -They look…
-Yeah. He’s very serious. -It fits him pretty well.
-Yeah. If he’s not flying, that’s fine. -Yeah. I don’t…
-Yeah, he just… -Yeah, that’s the rule.
-It’s just what he’s wearing. Yeah, I think…
I-I-I would overlook it. -FEIMSTER: I got to…
-Get to the head of the line. I got to board a flight early ’cause they thought I was
dressed like a mechanic. -Oh, no.
-(laughter) You know. There was a loose radiator hose -so I was glad I checked it out.
-SPADE: That’s funny. I love it.
‘Cause these pilots… I mean, honestly, I see… You hear a lot of them drink.
I don’t know if it’s true. But when you get on,
they just… Fl… You know,
that’s the hard part, and then it’s, like,
six-hour flight, and then it’s hard again. But in the middle,
they got to be, like, hanging. -Yeah.
-Maybe a few… No. -Yeah.
-I’ll look the other way. I mean, the thing is,
like, what happens? Like, once he gets
through security, does he go into a bathroom
and then change into a civilian? -Like, or, I mean… You know?
-SPADE: Right. Oh, I think he stayed
the whole time. -Well…
-Think so? ‘Cause he was getting upgrades, -and he was taking, like,
pictures in the cockpit. -What? -What?
-Yeah. If you’re pr…
If you are saying you’re a pilot and you’re wanting a selfie
with other pilots, -you’re not a pilot.
-Yeah. Oh, my God. -That’s the really fun part.
-That’s crazy. That’s so crazy. I think it’s a good idea. I mean, you know, there’s
a lot of crowds out there. You got to get
to the head of the line. This is very similar
to how I got one of those Popeye
chicken sandwiches this summer. -Yeah.
-You dressed like a pilot? I dressed like a drunk pilot.