Waterproofing My Life With FLEX TAPE – JonTron



ah I hate it when my computer combusts because my own blood for my blood bag is spilling out of my computer ah if only there was some way to fix this of course the solution was flex tape Flex tape okay you heard about this stuff I mean this is basically have you heard of Jesus well even he couldn't do as much as flex tape apparently I had never heard of flex tape until I was in the pub and out of the corner of my eye I happened to catch uh this infomercial about flex tape so I'm gonna let Phil do the talking for you cuz I want you to say I want you to be a sold on flex tape as I am disclaimer I am not actually sponsored in any way by flex tape although I wish I was alright I'm just gonna let you enjoy this for yourself here we go this is flex tape I feel Swift here four flex paid the super strong waterproof tape beckon instantly patch Vaughn ceiling repair you gotta love it's always a guy like Phil Swift Johnny star you never got a guy coming out like it's me you shall set feet Cracow ski with Flex tape leaky pipes can cause major damage but flex tape grips on tight and bonds instantly Plus flex tapes powerful adhesive is so strong it even works underwater you still left the other one fell you've done a half a job and you got a full smile flake state keeps its grip even in the toughest conditions that is not the toughest conditions that looks like you're going through a car wash we think a full in big storms like that might be the toughest conditions you scared me that wasn't even this is heaven into a spike state but you're alright Phil flex tapers perfect for marine campers and RVs I love on these commercials literally it's like you could just use this on anything I open heart surgery guys got an artery going flex state well honestly that you're doing these infomercials it's just tell you what it can't do to say the three or four things that flex tape can't fix a broken marriage even then showed shown to be slightly more effective than pussy Moe flex tape is super strong flex tape eight super strong fill your super strong and once it's on it holds on tight I got a couple pictures of fill out in my house on the wall may or may not have Photoshop his undies off my mayor may have may not in Photoshop his wiener on I've done it though really it's serious it's a problem I saw this boat in half fell what does that have to do with tape you know okay I want to tell me how the fuck what does that got to do with flex tape I saw this boat in half and repaired it with only flex tape you repaired it with only flex tape I'm sure you did the boat he's on the fucking boat I'm sure as I say 12 inch wide flex tape used on both inside and outside of the boat Oh see you got to make sure to use it both on the inside and the outside there is no fucking way that the only thing being used to put that boat back together is tape I eat my I'll eat my fucking Flex tape imagine everything you can do with the power of flex tape all right I got Flex tape for real let's see if this works all right I no longer want water oh I'll patched up the next one we have is flex seal flex seal liquid let's have a look at this oh great Phil our Prometheus what fire of knowledge do you bring to us mortals today bill Swift here for flex seal the easy way to stop leaks fast that's a colander Phil it's supposed to have holes and leaks what you've done is essentially you've made a bowl the easy way to stop leaks fast Phil you make me angry Phil couldn't just grab one of these Phil don't need flex seal look at its curvature and the easy way to have a bowl without creating one out of a colander and now there's flex seal liquid this super thick rubber that you could pour right into crack you could you could pour it right in the cracks you could do that but why why would you do that why would you do any of it even dip all your tools for a tough no slip grip even dip all your tools I can understand the other two like this some application but how do you go from like you can stop water from going through cracks weatherproof some of your outdoor materials dip your tools in this shit I don't know this product is worthless in its current state now that's good just get that right in there just soak that right up and you could basically see that this is one of 100% improved product Thank You flex seal grandpa been hitting the sauce a little too much things a little too old for that done and getting in there broken item fixed to show you the incredible feeling power or plexi liquid and it comes here it comes we made this entire airboat and covered it in flex seal liquid another boat serious after a day on the water and he's riding it again fill ice you did not just roll some flex seal on that and go out and fucking gator-infested waters I know you didn't a disclaimer multiple coats you see we didn't just you know slap some of that shit on and send it out and the inside is completely dry I can scarcely believe this is working right get her to you in a mirror to his whole operation she's gonna come up on the farm the water by Michael plane for life alright we got one more here we got the flex seal extreme bucket demo anything with the words extreme and bucket no it's gonna be good you may have seen a few people cast like field goal I knew from the moment I saw you slapping tape on holes you might have had a couple holes up here you needed some flex tape before you know what I'm saying keep the demons from getting out don't try don't try this don't try this who's not even a don't try this at home just don't try this Phil he's gone insane he came in here earlier with a knife and a chainsaw please help send help that's a lot of damage that's a lot of damage that's a lot of damage it's not that much that much really feels so good could be a lot worse pop it a little more seriously do not try never attempt this Phil has gone too far you sniff too much flex glue and now all he can see is Martians no that's a lot of damage let's see if it's gonna leak I think it's gonna leak I think it's fair to say it's gonna leak yeah a leak yeah it leaks it leaks definitely leaks go in the water is coming out the bottom sleeking Cleese all right let's see what would flex seal all you need to do is to spray a nice even coating you gotta just spray that round squirt it around get it nice and even free no it you have your bucket back that you destroyed you'll get that back if you test it and there's still a little leak you may need to add a few more coats after all that flex brave man you're gonna have no bucket left you know friends or family would ask me you know now why didn't you just buy a new bucket or not destroy the one you had you know I just turned him and I'd say speaks for itself done no replacement for that I tell you what then look at that look at how it holds that water it's just as good as new I scarcely notice a difference once it's dry hit it again just give it time have patience have patience it's not a miracle product slap on that flex tape it's not a fucking miracle slap it on with the mind of Zeus what do you just have some fucking patience Wow we had a repair a lot of damage let's take a look Phil you keep alluding to the to the amount of damage you've done to the bucket I know you got a bit of a Rambo complex all right it's not that serious look inside well this is where the knife went through oh you're just gonna show that on live television beautiful fucking bucket knocked off see here have you thought of the family in the bucket how are they gonna feel seeing that on the nightly news yeah I bet you wish you were a little nicer to me huh used to call me Edward of squid wardo behind my back you think I didn't notice I'm gonna give you lots of damage I feel like I could actually actually kill myself this way by stabbing directly into my heart so I'm gonna probably I'm gonna stop for real Wow there's absolutely no leaks it's completely dry oh look at that the water is going in the bucket and it's being a bucket now that's amazing cameraman you checking this out get it ready you see that do you see a couple turn stains and adjust napkin in there and never seen anything like it you know flex seal is an amazing product if you fill all the cracks and holes and you let it dry completely flex seal works if you do the thing and you do it right and you don't fuck it up it works it just works slap it on my butt keep that poo in for as long as you can when it finally comes out by golly that's gonna feel like the best shit you've ever taken this is feel Swift with Flex tape I'm a prostitute for free I know consultation just let me die just let me die imperfect this is what happens when you try to play

25 Comments

  • Sonic Exe

    April 12, 2019

    Hater: you suck

    Me: flex tape! flex tapes haters mouth shut

    Reply
  • Genji _Shimada

    April 12, 2019

    It could have kept my body together

    Reply
  • Choleric Charmander

    April 12, 2019

    0:22 is such an underrated moment

    Reply
  • Ultra instinct Shaggy

    April 12, 2019

    *N O W T H A T ' S @ | 0 t t @ |) @ m @ g € *

    Reply
  • IskArioT27

    April 12, 2019

    came here for flextape, stayed for the damage

    Reply
  • Kaida Anthony

    April 12, 2019

    I JUST SAWED THIS GOat IN HALF!!!!

    Reply
  • Sipher117 - Alex

    April 12, 2019

    This video is an instant classic

    Reply
  • Avilynn.Glitch The gayest person around

    April 12, 2019

    the ending tho
    10:12
    "JUST LET ME DIE!! JUST LET ME DIE… LET ME DIE IN PEACE!!"
    "IM PERFECT! I'm too perfect…"
    "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU TRY TO PLAY GOD!!!"
    "AAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUGGGHHH-"

    Reply
  • Christian K.

    April 12, 2019

    Who sent this?

    Reply
  • Einaras Juscius

    April 12, 2019

    Who else Check his Channel
    Does he have something more funny vids

    Reply
  • Evan Yee

    April 12, 2019

    Subtitles at 2:12

    Reply
  • LoL23 23

    April 12, 2019

    That’s A lot a meme

    Reply
  • Sandric Bendiksen

    April 12, 2019

    Nice TARDIS shirt!

    Reply
  • Mr.GamingFruit

    April 12, 2019

    NOW THATS ALOT OF DAMAGE

    Reply
  • Man in Tidy Whities

    April 12, 2019

    Julian Asange now arrested and indicted

    Welp this is awkward

    Reply
  • anothga

    April 12, 2019

    1:28
    I'll take your entire stock!

    Reply
  • Emocaide

    April 12, 2019

    Phil Swift: it just works
    Todd Howard: everything just works
    X-files music

    Reply
  • ANOCIUS GOD

    April 12, 2019

    NOW THAT'S A LOT OF DAMAGE

    Reply
  • Enzo Estrada

    April 12, 2019

    PHIL YOU MADE ANGRY PHIL

    Reply
  • Ginger

    April 12, 2019

    2:15 for Sharingan SFX

    Reply
  • Dyszquloyyu

    April 12, 2019

    its been how long? And I just now saw that last bit. Look at it. Look at him.

    Reply
  • Shawn M

    April 12, 2019

    8:56 "im gonna give you lots of damage" lol best part!

    Reply
  • Puppet the horror artest

    April 12, 2019

    oh sweet lord phil if you are in the comments and you watched this video and made flex glue when jon said it give us a sign

    Reply
  • MaximArrtist

    April 12, 2019

    I SAWED THIS BOAT IN HALF

    Reply
  • WISHY GAMES

    April 12, 2019

    i can't stop watching this

    Reply

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