Travel Tips USA – How to Make American-style coffee at home



when you're traveling through America it's hard not to fall in love with the coffee the key to American coffee is that it doesn't actually have any coffee in it it's just burnt dirt first go to your garden and dig up some dirt making sure it looks vaguely like coffee then place it in a drip filter next place the filter into the coffee machine then get everyone to spit in the jug just like the service staff do at the diner you turn on the machine making sure brute strength is set to burn within minutes you'll have a hot cup of burnt soil and spit water just like the real thing

5 Comments

  • Ashley Grey

    April 13, 2019

    so offensive you dumbass btch mtherfcker

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  • Steve Jones

    April 13, 2019

    it really is piss water.

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  • Daniel Jacob

    April 13, 2019

    Make it fancy – add a scoop of talcum powder to substitute flavored powdered "milk"

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  • andvood

    April 13, 2019

    Brilliant!

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  • drpc7

    April 13, 2019

    But if I do this, who then will I sue for burning my tongue as a result of the lack of warning labels on the coffee?

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