The Panelists Play Cameo Showdown (feat. Theo Von) – Lights Out with David Spade

The Panelists Play Cameo Showdown (feat. Theo Von) – Lights Out with David Spade


There is an app called Cameo,
all right. -Uh, I don’t know if you’ve
heard of it. -VON: Boo. Yeah. It’s where fans
can pay famous people to make personalized video
for them; it’s not a bad idea. For 200 bucks, Tony Hawk
leaves you a message. Jennifer Love Hewitt, $150. For $99, you can get the sweet
voice of Gilbert Gottfried. Hi, this is Gilbert Gottfried, and this is to Richter. I like your muscles. (laughter) Is that Grinder? Uh, Gilbert gives it his all. You like his muscles? I’m sending you that one, Theo. Uh, so right now, we’re gonna
play Cameo showdown. ♪ ♪ (cheers and applause) Here we go. It’s a real game, high stakes. Okay, you guys guess
which of these two celebrities -cost more on Cameo, all right?
-Okay. First one,
Gary Busey and Snooki. -Snooki.
-Well… -I think it’s Busey.
-Okay. -Am I supposed to not guess yet?
-SPADE: No. Can we open our eyes or not? SPADE: No, you can open
your eyes; it doesn’t say. No. We can, we can,
we can think out loud -as to why we… Okay.
-Oh, okay. -It’s like… -I saw-I saw him
second and that’s a tough one. That’s not the new
prime minister of England? (laughter) -Sorry to get so #political.
-Yeah. No. I thought that was Ellen
without makeup. -Isn’t that– I think I’ve seen
her. -No, that’s David. -Oh. -No,
’cause that was Amy’s joke. -No, it’s fine. -I keep calling
back and it’s not working. -No, it’s fine.
-I want to go. I…
First of all, Snooki, I don’t love the new
“together” Snooki. I like when he was– she was
on that show drunk, -dry humping a pinball machine,
-KIRKMAN: Yeah. falling asleep in the dryer. Now she’s, like, on Instagram
pushing blow dryers. It’s like,
it’s not the same. I like her when she’s a bit
of a disaster. Yeah. Or she’d have to change
her name to, like, Susan. -Like, just, you know.
-Yeah. Exactly. You can’t still be Snooki. And Busey, he-he still has his disaster roots, you know. He’s– he– I did a movie
with him, uh, Black Sheep, and, in the middle of it,
he was, uh… Oh, zero people remember? -And, um…
-(cheering and applause) -It was good, right?
-I saw it in Spanish. The first time I saw it,
it was in Spanish. Yup. Sheep Negro. -Oh, Sheep Negro.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. -Yeah. And it’s good, dude.
It’s really good in Spanish. Um… And it’s pretty good in English. -Uh… So, on-on Gary Busey.
-Interesting. So, he’s dressed
in Army fatigues, and he comes to the scene
with me and Farley. And we’re doing it.
And in the middle– just in the middle of the scene,
he goes, “That’s a wrap on Busey,”
and he leaves. -And then…
-He wrapped himself. He wrapped himself.
I’ve never seen it happen. And then we go, “I don’t know.”
We don’t have any power. And then, two weeks later, we’re
in makeup on a different scene. He walks in in fatigues.
“Let’s finish that scene.” And I go, “I don’t know how.
We’re at a different location, and… this is actually
a different movie.” -He thinks, like,
one hour’s gone by. -Yeah. The reason I think
he’s more money is ’cause I don’t think
he’s running his own thing. And I think, like,
someone else who’s like, “Man, we got to make a lot of
money on this. -Oh, yeah, yeah. -Blah, blah, blah, blah.”
-Maybe. That is a good idea. Let’s see if you’re right.
Who wins? Oh, that was a… that was a close one. Do I get anything? -No. But…
-Oh. No, he could use the money
to buy a motorcycle helmet. He won’t, but he could. All right, the next two. Marlon Wayans
and Caitlyn Jenner. -Oh, yeah.
-Both powerful fa– They come
from powerful families. Two of our favorite
white chicks. So, who… -who costs more?
-Ugh. I-I don’t pers– I don’t want to say anything bad
about the Wayans, ’cause I’m not 100% sure
I’m actually not one of ’em. -Like, there are so many
of them! -Yeah, yeah, yeah. Look under your chair. You’re
a Wayans! You’re a Wayans! Like, everybody a Wayans. They’re cheaper in bulk, too. A friend of mine, um, invested in some of
the lower tier ones, you know. -That’s funny.
-Skippy Wayans. Yeah. Donetius Wayans. They’re up-and-coming. Not big headliners.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. -Um… -All right, uh,
what are we thinking here? Anybody want to guess who wins? -Caitlyn will do anything
for a buck. -Caitlyn. -Caitlyn. -I would say Caitlin, probably.
-Yeah. -Okay. Let’s see it.
Let’s see the winner. -Whoa!
-What?! -Wow!
-Look at that. I mean, that’s outrageous. How expensive are vaginas? $2,500. That takes balls.

26 Comments

  • Stoner Aleks

    September 25, 2019

    David is like the real Dickie Roberts now

    Reply
  • bullsi20

    September 26, 2019

    The amount of Theo comments and just the amount of people who like Theo is just so cringeworthy 😬

    Soooooo overrated

    Reply
  • shadowperez

    September 26, 2019

    Who got more view here on this show? Theo or Burr?

    Reply
  • brooklyn

    September 26, 2019

    loveTheo Von! Would be awesome if you had him all the time. boy is KUH razy for pineapple son!

    Reply
  • FK P

    September 26, 2019

    "is that Ellen without makeup?" That's f**** hilarious Theo

    Reply
  • sassymax

    September 26, 2019

    RRRRATONG

    Reply
  • Arthur Drawdy

    September 27, 2019

    "That takes balls" at the end has me dying

    Reply
  • Matt Johnston

    September 27, 2019

    "$2500, that takes balls"😂 Almost missed that at the end.

    Reply
  • Knight Krawler

    September 27, 2019

    Theo is so funny, but sadly I think his genus goes over a lot of peoples heads.

    Reply
  • Jordan Peters

    September 27, 2019

    Theo’s website, podcast, comedy act, & product line are all called … “ask me about my mullet”. #DesperateStylist

    Reply
  • Ry Clique

    September 27, 2019

    Tha rat tat ton king. Ya Theo! Gang gang

    Reply
  • Joseph Wallington

    September 27, 2019

    Man, Black Sheep was an awesome fucking movie, David. Come on now.

    Reply
  • MrGamzi91

    September 27, 2019

    haha that sneaky ending

    Reply
  • Alvaro Vargas bang-wutang

    September 27, 2019

    the Rat King in the house, gang gang good looking out David Spade

    Reply
  • Michael Snyder

    September 29, 2019

    Seems like spade really likes theos style

    Reply
  • lowrthnu92

    September 30, 2019

    "….2500 that takes balls" How in the FUck do you not let that land, who is editing these clips ?!? come on COMEDY Central

    Reply
  • Cary Chilton

    September 30, 2019

    that takes balls'. lol

    Reply
  • Blue Collar Men Productions

    October 2, 2019

    Do more cameo showdown please

    Reply
  • Qronicッ

    October 2, 2019

    who is theo jon

    Reply
  • Jasper Störningar

    October 2, 2019

    I just wanna say that anyone asking for more than $5 on that fucking app can go fuck themselves, the only person I would give more than $5 is Tom Hanks, I mean seriously, it's just a fucking video, let's not monetize this shit, otherwise everyone will want a piece of the cake and next thing you know we have Youtube premium and whatnot, to go fuck yourself is free though, so I stick with that and so should developers of that Cameo bullshit. I'll install it and give it 1/5 stars and a ridiculous review out of spite, y'all ain't getting shit if the rating goes down.

    Reply
  • Ludmilla Ludmilla

    October 2, 2019

    chris d'elia talked about this too on his podcast..both of these are funny

    Reply
  • Lu Know It

    October 5, 2019

    Are people really supposed to clap for every movie they ever saw? Comments like that make me think Spade is a douchebag. I like this show though.

    Reply
  • Buntingz

    October 5, 2019

    Theo and David have the same haircut

    Reply
  • Preston Chandler

    October 7, 2019

    she laughs too much. Geez!

    Reply
  • Nick Meyer

    October 9, 2019

    OmGGGGG… theo in this clip is the most authentic thing ive seen on comedy central in a longtime. Crank yankers

    Reply
  • Marvin B

    October 10, 2019

    I'm really liking this show. It's hilarious. Theo is one of the funniest guys out there!

    Reply

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