A lot of people don’t know
that I am a… not just a comedian-actor,
uh, whatever else I am, -I’m a bidnessman.
-GRIFFIN: Ooh. Recently, I had a meeting
with Lisa Vanderpump, and we talked about biz. (sighs) ♪ Lisa Vanderpump. ♪ Ha-ha.
I’m so sorry I’m late. Oh, I’ve been turning down
so many things lately. -It’s been ridiculous.
-(groans) -This day is bananas.
-Can we just get to it? I have an appointment at 2:00. Of course. Lisa… (smacks lips)
do you know what a “collab” is? -Of course.
-A collab is when two celebrities get together
and make something special. Something together
that really sings. You know, I’ve got a lot
of collabs going on right now. -You do?
-Oh, yeah. How about this?
George Foreman grills. -Oh.
-Not the cooking. The dental grills.
The big teeth with the wrappers. Flying off the shelves. Uh, I’ve got a deal cooking with Beyoncé…’s kid. The little one.
The really new one, fresh out of the oven, but… there’s been
some discussions. Reese Witherspoon’s dog is
interested in doing something with my Barcalounger,
but it’s hush-hush right now. -Should I go on?
-Please don’t. No. I’m talking
to Sean Penn’s cousin. Um… Johnny Depp’s hat guy. Billie Eilish about a wig deal. Talking to Gwen’s vagina. I’m talking Cardi J,
Cardi B’s friend. Uh, she’s in the posse. I’m talking to Khloe
Kardashian’s nanny’s nanny. She’s very receptive. Uh, you’re probably wondering what brilliant collab
does he have in mind for me? -Yes.
-Hear me out. Vander Pumps. What do you mean, like, shoes? Oh, my God, shoes. That’s a great… Yes, I meant shoes, yes. I should write that down. Um, Vander Pumps, watch this. I’ve got a whole thing
to show you. Oh, who was up all night? Check this out. Vanderpump breast pump. Wouldn’t you like
your name in every McDonald’s restroom in America? Not bad. Bicycle pump, basketball pump, air mattress pump–
for your broke friends. Pump-ernickel bread– That’s not even a pump! Well, listen, I went to Hobby
Lobby and I (bleep) worked my ass off, so we’re gonna
throw it in the mix. Lisa, I feel like
we’d make a great team. What do you think? I actually think that’s possibly the worst idea I’ve ever heard. And I work with people
on my show. So, hey, good-bye. Well, thank you for your minute and a half of time. Okay, get the team together
for an emergency meeting in the big room
in five minutes, okay? I have an idea. Vanderpump penis pumps! Yes! Oh! Oh, and shoes.