The Lights Out/Lisa Vanderpump Collab You’ve Been Waiting For – Lights Out with David Spade

The Lights Out/Lisa Vanderpump Collab You’ve Been Waiting For – Lights Out with David Spade


A lot of people don’t know
that I am a… not just a comedian-actor,
uh, whatever else I am, -I’m a bidnessman.
-GRIFFIN: Ooh. Recently, I had a meeting
with Lisa Vanderpump, and we talked about biz. (sighs) ♪ Lisa Vanderpump. ♪ Ha-ha.
I’m so sorry I’m late. Oh, I’ve been turning down
so many things lately. -It’s been ridiculous.
-(groans) -This day is bananas.
-Can we just get to it? I have an appointment at 2:00. Of course. Lisa… (smacks lips)
do you know what a “collab” is? -Of course.
-A collab is when two celebrities get together
and make something special. Something together
that really sings. You know, I’ve got a lot
of collabs going on right now. -You do?
-Oh, yeah. How about this?
George Foreman grills. -Oh.
-Not the cooking. The dental grills.
The big teeth with the wrappers. Flying off the shelves. Uh, I’ve got a deal cooking with Beyoncé…’s kid. The little one.
The really new one, fresh out of the oven, but… there’s been
some discussions. Reese Witherspoon’s dog is
interested in doing something with my Barcalounger,
but it’s hush-hush right now. -Should I go on?
-Please don’t. No. I’m talking
to Sean Penn’s cousin. Um… Johnny Depp’s hat guy. Billie Eilish about a wig deal. Talking to Gwen’s vagina. I’m talking Cardi J,
Cardi B’s friend. Uh, she’s in the posse. I’m talking to Khloe
Kardashian’s nanny’s nanny. She’s very receptive. Uh, you’re probably wondering what brilliant collab
does he have in mind for me? -Yes.
-Hear me out. Vander Pumps. What do you mean, like, shoes? Oh, my God, shoes. That’s a great… Yes, I meant shoes, yes. I should write that down. Um, Vander Pumps, watch this. I’ve got a whole thing
to show you. Oh, who was up all night? Check this out. Vanderpump breast pump. Wouldn’t you like
your name in every McDonald’s restroom in America? Not bad. Bicycle pump, basketball pump, air mattress pump–
for your broke friends. Pump-ernickel bread– That’s not even a pump! Well, listen, I went to Hobby
Lobby and I (bleep) worked my ass off, so we’re gonna
throw it in the mix. Lisa, I feel like
we’d make a great team. What do you think? I actually think that’s possibly the worst idea I’ve ever heard. And I work with people
on my show. So, hey, good-bye. Well, thank you for your minute and a half of time. Okay, get the team together
for an emergency meeting in the big room
in five minutes, okay? I have an idea. Vanderpump penis pumps! Yes! Oh! Oh, and shoes.

33 Comments

  • steve donahue

    February 13, 2020

    she reminds me of ozzy Osbourne …..that dog was a cutie patooty

    Reply
  • mark henry

    February 13, 2020

    wow, eyebrows and cooking, done with this negavitige.

    Reply
  • Peter Dragon

    February 13, 2020

    For a sec there I thought Bruce Jenner was doing a cameo.

    Reply
  • mark henry

    February 13, 2020

    Dont be scared with girl Spade, why else would i speak wouth you

    Reply
  • DerWunderbar

    February 13, 2020

    David, those were all great ideas..

    Reply
  • Disiam Theillusion

    February 13, 2020

    I've never wanted to see tits fall out less

    Reply
  • -WD40 -

    February 13, 2020

    Love her natural look.

    Reply
  • Catthias Meowington

    February 13, 2020

    it amuses me that rich women use dogs as accessories lol

    Reply
  • John Gullo

    February 13, 2020

    Well she seems a bit bitchy.

    Reply
  • Moss Stirling

    February 13, 2020

    WOW ! THOSE LIPS !!! WOW SHE CAN BARELY SPEAK ! WOW !!

    Reply
  • Michael P. Shipley

    February 13, 2020

    This is razor sharp comedy perfection. We're lucky Dave gives it up for free like this.

    Reply
  • Michael P. Shipley

    February 13, 2020

    That poor dog.

    Reply
  • Flex Piper

    February 13, 2020

    Full episodes on YouTube please Comedy Central 👍👍

    Reply
  • Canadian Racing League

    February 13, 2020

    She could suck the skin off a slim jim with bad boys.

    Reply
  • g and

    February 13, 2020

    Where's the colab cause where's the celebrity? 🤣🔥

    Reply
  • NefariousPorpoise

    February 13, 2020

    Vanderpump might be the dumbest last name I've ever heard.

    Reply
  • rob black

    February 13, 2020

    Who is that women and who did that to her face?

    Reply
  • John Lee

    February 13, 2020

    Maybe ONE more button?!?! :shrug:

    Reply
  • Jay Nelson

    February 13, 2020

    I love that Spade got the Marathon shirt on!! That’s super dope!! RIP Nipsey

    Reply
  • Vincent

    February 13, 2020

    I think the dog is older than her tits

    Reply
  • mmasessa

    February 13, 2020

    She has an appointment to repair her lip job I hope.

    Reply
  • Vamanos Ninja

    February 13, 2020

    That dog is so well-behaved

    Reply
  • Tom S

    February 13, 2020

    Bruce Jenner looks terrible

    Reply
  • The softest part of a woman's breast is?

    February 13, 2020

    ( o )( o )

    I see!

    Reply
  • Still Rain Band

    February 13, 2020

    Her lips look so natural

    Reply
  • forkandspoonoperator

    February 13, 2020

    that dog is like a teddy bear. hardly seemed real. what dog doesn't want to be on its feet?

    Reply
  • jeff jones

    February 13, 2020

    Lisa PENIS-PUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Reply
  • Fancy Romero

    February 14, 2020

    This is retarded

    Reply
  • Romans 6:23

    February 14, 2020

    I love LVP she a badass!

    Reply
  • Dr Phot

    February 14, 2020

    I vant to vanderpump her if you know what I mean… Wink

    Reply
  • Rt L

    February 15, 2020

    Why do so many women do that to their faces?

    Reply
  • malcolm adderley

    February 15, 2020

    DAVID IS NOW IN CHARGE OF HOOTER RESOURCES!!!!!!!

    Reply
  • Jack McGann

    February 15, 2020

    Love Lisa.

    Reply

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