Somebody Robbed the Goop Store – Lights Out with David Spade

Somebody Robbed the Goop Store – Lights Out with David Spade


A purse valued at 23 grand
was stolen from Gwyneth Paltrow’s
goop store in New York City. Surveillance video showed a man
open the display case and just take it and walk out. Luckily, the $12,000 loofah is safe behind the counter. -Yeah.
-This is a goop store, which I don’t even know if
we know… all know what it is. It’s Gwyneth’s
sort of high-priced, -high fashion lifestyle brand.
-Yeah. -Right?
-Yeah. A lot of creams. (laughter) I don’t know.
I imagine it’s full of cream. That’s what you think
they sell in girl stores? -Just cream?
-Yeah, cream. -Yeah.
-That’s how long it’s been -since you’ve been into one.
-Scented creams and creams. He might have thought
that was the vagina candle. (laughter) -Oh. -That was my first thought.
It’s like, how the hell… Like, she seems like a lot. Like, I-I felt like,
“How good is her vagina that Chris Martin put up with it
for all this time?” And then…
and then I got the candle, and it’s pretty good, so… -See? You got to wait it out.
-I just… -Yeah. -I don’t think
there’s such thing as goop getting robbed.
“Groop” didn’t get robbed. They got what they deserve. The only person that got robbed
this weekend was Adam Sandler, and everybody (bleep) knows it. -SPADE: Yeah.
-(applause) Uncut Gems. Yeah, you tell them. (laughs) -Political.
-He got -the Independent Spirit Award,
though. -SPADE: Yes. -His speech was awesome.
-SPADE: Funny speech. He is gonna land on his feet. (laughter) He’s gonna be all right.
(laughs) Can you resell this stuff
in the hood? Like, how…? -Oh, yeah.
-Like, “You mother(bleep) want a loofah for 15 grand?” SPADE:
Yeah. In the hood. I did… I got my safe stolen
in my house. And they go, uh…
And the cops come over, and they grill you. Like, I know
what they’re going through. By the way,
it’s the most dumbest… It’s like, “Uh,
was there anything valuable?” (laughter) -TIANA: In a safe?
-I go, “Oh, no. A couple
of Cheesecake Factory menus.” (laughter) Okay. “Do you know any friends
or relatives that are down on their luck
or low on money?” I go, “Do you want me to forward
you my whole contact list? “Um, we’re not getting anywhere. Let’s get out there and…” -“Here’s copy of my family
tree.” -That’s a bold move, -just stealing the whole safe.
-They took the whole safe, yeah. They threw it out the window
to another guy, -and then he threw it
over the fence. -FEIMSTER: God. And I got home from The Comedy
Store ten minutes later. -It would have been chaos.
-TIANA: Oh. We almost crossed.
What would I do? I’m the big biggest pussy
in America. (laughter) “Hey, put that back.” “I hope these cable crews
block bullets.” All right, we’ll be right back.

56 Comments

  • chris casey

    February 16, 2020

    When you know you're a clueless asshole with too much money.

    Reply
  • Michael VIENS

    February 16, 2020

    David is in there like swimwear

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  • Don’t Tread On Me

    February 16, 2020

    Why does David need two pregnant people on his show? Wait that’s just a fat dude…I think 🤔

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  • Ballconei

    February 16, 2020

    That lady is fat and Unattractive.
    And the other lady is fat and Unattractive.

    Reply
  • Mimi Giggles

    February 16, 2020

    The candle robbed horny men of their money. Did anyone warn them not to stick their wicks in the hot wax? Lawsuits coming…

    Reply
  • RIXRADvidz

    February 16, 2020

    3 more loofahs and GOOP Karma should be almost level. Seriously, how does Gweneth sleep at night knowing she has duped so many with her GOOP. quite well I'm sure in her 16k count sheets with lavender puffs and chamomile wafts

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  • Frank Arrietta

    February 16, 2020

    This video only inspired me to rob celebrities.

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  • UnwaveringBackBone

    February 16, 2020

    Did Gwyneth in fact put the p***y on chainwax? Also, does it smell like Pepper or Pot? … RDJ must own a few comp.

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  • DroneXFun

    February 16, 2020

    I guess the biggest gets the most.

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  • Molly Hannah

    February 16, 2020

    Love Fortune!

    Reply
  • Fred Toler

    February 16, 2020

    Hey is that the kid from Bad Santa grown up?

    Reply
  • invisibot 6

    February 16, 2020

    Is it just me or does Sam Morril look really weird the way he's positioned in that chair?

    Reply
  • ExplosionChimp

    February 16, 2020

    No article of clothing or accessory is actually worth 23k. It's about $40 for the handbag and 22,960$ for the designers name on it.

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  • Light of Ryga

    February 16, 2020

    Why would you blur out the criminals face?

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  • Jess Comer

    February 16, 2020

    Spade is hysterical!

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  • Disiam Theillusion

    February 16, 2020

    Somebody was late w their "security" payment tsk tsk

    Reply
  • The GratefulGamer

    February 16, 2020

    That sucks. Spade should star in a movie about a guy, who gets robbed. And through comedic means, gets back at the robbers.

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  • John Sheldon

    February 16, 2020

    Remember poor Gwyneth said acting was as difficult as being a soldier?

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  • rob black

    February 16, 2020

    Oh don't sell yourself short Davey…Gwenyth is (has?) the biggest pussy in America.
    (Its full of jade eggs)

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  • Damien Alexander

    February 16, 2020

    12k purse. go fuck yourself. it doesnt cost that much. that's just how much she's charging to have her name attached to it.

    what a scam and crock of shit.

    Reply
  • MulTfrancis

    February 16, 2020

    Sam Morril!!

    Reply
  • Mel hooprah

    February 16, 2020

    hahaha creams. why is that funny when she said that? made me laugh. have a good day 🙂

    Reply
  • Fineonee

    February 17, 2020

    Can’t show a criminals face?

    Reply
  • Shinyfluba

    February 17, 2020

    This was stupid

    Reply
  • mg659er

    February 17, 2020

    These are some fat belly white women, wowsers! Lay off the Duff Beer 🍺 jeeeez!

    Reply
  • DarkSchneider

    February 17, 2020

    Plot Twist: It was Colbert of Covington House robbing from his competition. 😎

    Reply
  • Tito Tim Travels

    February 17, 2020

    Aww, the snake oil salesman got robbed. Too fucking bad. I have no sympathy for her, and almost none for her idiotic customers. I can usually separate the artist from the art, but not in her case. I simply cannot stand to see her in anything. She is just so repugnant.

    Reply
  • Woogieboogie

    February 17, 2020

    Is that mamma June?

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  • That's no moon

    February 17, 2020

    First of many I mean she's been robbing people for YEARS

    Reply
  • Junior Mints

    February 17, 2020

    Paltrow should be in a state mental hospital. And not the kind where they let you burn pussy scented candles. The kind where they actually burn your pussy.

    Reply
  • Catthias Meowington

    February 17, 2020

    safe stolen…Skippy strikes again?

    Reply
  • Troy LeMoine

    February 17, 2020

    OH THE HUMANITY

    Reply
  • Teddyy Montanaa

    February 17, 2020

    She so cute pregnant tho

    Reply
  • brooklyn

    February 17, 2020

    goop is poop. no but seriously, it’s just such over priced bull poop,

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  • brooklyn

    February 17, 2020

    goop is poop. no but seriously, it’s just such over priced bull poop,

    Reply
  • brooklyn

    February 17, 2020

    I just saw Uncut Jems tonight in Williamsburg Brooklyn, it was SOOOO good! I was on the edge of my seat through the whole thing.

    Reply
  • BlueAngel

    February 17, 2020

    Fuvking loofah grows in my backyard

    Reply
  • Robert Bullock

    February 17, 2020

    "Cable Crew". Didn't even know that term. You preppie.

    Reply
  • Thomas Gurley

    February 17, 2020

    I love how DGAF David is about absolutely everything lol

    Reply
  • International Harvester

    February 17, 2020

    Gwyneth should be in court answering for her rip off business.

    Reply
  • Phoenix 69

    February 17, 2020

    And she's still pregnant.

    Reply
  • VianneyCreates

    February 17, 2020

    I love when he tells the story of his robbery. He's such a great storyteller.

    Reply
  • C.S.R

    February 17, 2020

    Dave must have knocked her up! He has her on a lot!

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  • CatchCanista

    February 17, 2020

    0:11 When you start clapping and no one else does but you keep going because you’re an idiot.

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  • CatchCanista

    February 17, 2020

    David having the hot bitches on for this episode.

    Reply
  • Big Al

    February 17, 2020

    Jokes on that guy, the street value of goop products is next to zero.

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  • ForDemoPurposesOnly

    February 17, 2020

    Her store name is "Goop" and her logo is a vagina.

    Enough said.

    Reply
  • Stephen Bradley

    February 17, 2020

    Oh it's a black guy so he's gonna sell it in the hood?

    Reply
  • Krist Norsworthy

    February 17, 2020

    Please don't cancel this show. Thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanks.

    Reply
  • tdreamgmail

    February 18, 2020

    Uncut gems was the biggest turd I ever saw

    Reply
  • Fred A

    February 18, 2020

    Damn. Dave's had some bad luck.

    Reply
  • Jeremy Lueth

    February 18, 2020

    whoa, its a Black guy breaking the law? no way! I thought crime statistics were racist? huh. weird.

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  • Sheena lyne

    February 18, 2020

    A lot of creams 😂😂

    Reply
  • Jason Zach

    February 18, 2020

    Is it me, or does Gwenyth look like she's standing in front of a giant V in the thumbnail?

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  • Emily Walker

    February 18, 2020

    Gwyneth Paltrow is gross.

    Reply
  • Tyler B

    February 21, 2020

    That ugly obese woman is a cross between Honey Boo Boo, Chuckee, and a heart attack. You know who I’m talking about. Imagine waking up next to that humanoid troll!

    Reply

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