A purse valued at 23 grand
was stolen from Gwyneth Paltrow’s
goop store in New York City. Surveillance video showed a man
open the display case and just take it and walk out. Luckily, the $12,000 loofah is safe behind the counter. -Yeah.
-This is a goop store, which I don’t even know if
we know… all know what it is. It’s Gwyneth’s
sort of high-priced, -high fashion lifestyle brand.
-Yeah. A lot of creams. (laughter) I don’t know.
I imagine it’s full of cream. That’s what you think
they sell in girl stores? -Just cream?
-Yeah, cream. -Yeah.
-That’s how long it’s been -since you’ve been into one.
-Scented creams and creams. He might have thought
that was the vagina candle. (laughter) -Oh. -That was my first thought.
It’s like, how the hell… Like, she seems like a lot. Like, I-I felt like,
“How good is her vagina that Chris Martin put up with it
for all this time?” And then…
and then I got the candle, and it’s pretty good, so… -See? You got to wait it out.
-I just… -Yeah. -I don’t think
there’s such thing as goop getting robbed.
“Groop” didn’t get robbed. They got what they deserve. The only person that got robbed
this weekend was Adam Sandler, and everybody (bleep) knows it. -SPADE: Yeah.
-(applause) Uncut Gems. Yeah, you tell them. (laughs) -Political.
-He got -the Independent Spirit Award,
though. -SPADE: Yes. -His speech was awesome.
-SPADE: Funny speech. He is gonna land on his feet. (laughter) He’s gonna be all right.
(laughs) Can you resell this stuff
in the hood? Like, how…? -Oh, yeah.
-Like, “You mother(bleep) want a loofah for 15 grand?” SPADE:
Yeah. In the hood. I did… I got my safe stolen
in my house. And they go, uh…
And the cops come over, and they grill you. Like, I know
what they’re going through. By the way,
it’s the most dumbest… It’s like, “Uh,
was there anything valuable?” (laughter) -TIANA: In a safe?
-I go, “Oh, no. A couple
of Cheesecake Factory menus.” (laughter) Okay. “Do you know any friends
or relatives that are down on their luck
or low on money?” I go, “Do you want me to forward
you my whole contact list? “Um, we’re not getting anywhere. Let’s get out there and…” -“Here’s copy of my family
tree.” -That’s a bold move, -just stealing the whole safe.
-They took the whole safe, yeah. They threw it out the window
to another guy, -and then he threw it
over the fence. -FEIMSTER: God. And I got home from The Comedy
Store ten minutes later. -It would have been chaos.
-TIANA: Oh. We almost crossed.
What would I do? I’m the big biggest pussy
in America. (laughter) “Hey, put that back.” “I hope these cable crews
block bullets.” All right, we’ll be right back.