SCP-738 The Devil’s Deal | keter | Furniture / visual scp

SCP-738 The Devil’s Deal | keter | Furniture / visual scp


Item #: SCP-738 Object Class: Keter Special Containment Procedures: SCP-738 is
to be kept in three linked sealed chambers with armed guards and a remote detonation
system at all times, as well as constant full audio/visual surveillance. Due to the variety
and strength of observed interactions with SCP-738, and the unknown limits of SCP-738,
the following procedures are to be strictly followed. When SCP-738 is not in use, its components
must be kept one to each chamber. Mechanical means built into the containment area are
to be used to assemble and disassemble SCP-738. Should mechanical assembly means fail, then
testing is to be canceled until an engineer fitted with an explosive collar can be sent
in to repair the systems. Said engineer is to be detonated upon any attempt to interact
with any component of SCP-738. Should mechanical disassembly fail, preset
shaped charges shall be used to disassemble SCP-738. The system should then be repaired
and reset by a single engineer fitted with an explosive collar. All Class D personnel used to test the device
must be mildly mentally retarded or of comparably impaired cognitive function, and must be fitted
with an explosive collar. This is in order to prevent them from learning too much about
SCP-738 and possibly using SCP-738 in a way that is detrimental to the Foundation. Class D personnel with IQs over 60, and all
other personnel are not allowed into the room containing SCP-738. Class D personnel are
allowed into the room containing SCP-738 for experimentation only and are to be provided
with continual instruction by research personnel. Description: SCP-738 consists of three components.
A matched set of mahogany furniture including one (1) desk currently labeled SCP-738-1,
one (1) straight-backed chair currently labeled SCP-738-2, and one (1) ornate “throne” styled
office chair labeled SCP-738-3, all with brass embellishments and royal purple velvet padding. The effect begins when a sentient entity sits
in SCP-738-2 in ‘front’ of SCP-738-1 with SCP-738-3 resting behind SCP-738-2. Cameras
show SCP-738-3 moving during the effect, frequently leaning back into a ‘relaxed state’ as
well as moving closer to, or further away from SCP-738-2. Occasionally SCP-738-3 is
moved in front of SCP-738-2. Furthermore cameras show papers and folders containing papers
leaving SCP-738-3’s drawers. The papers are made of parchment. A quill pen and a bottle
of ink emerge from the long drawer. The pen will write on the parchment. Audio recorders record a distorted voice speaking.
This voice will make offers and promises, attempting to tempt the occupant of SCP-738-2.
Meaning has been extracted from the spoken voice. If, in this time, the entity sitting
in SCP-738-2 makes a request, then the tempting and offers will cease. There will be a pause
and a price will be stated. This can be bargained with; however, the voice will insist on other
prices of ‘equal value.’ Occasionally when a request is made the voice will respond
by telling the requester that they ‘do not want the object enough’ or that they are
‘obviously requesting the object for someone else to get around paying full price’ in
which case the request is not fulfilled. This occurs most frequently for requests that can
affect other people, or can transfer possession. Accepting the deal causes the agreed-upon
wish or command to be fulfilled to the letter, but not past the letter. Furthermore it will
cause the occurrences stated in the price to be paid. The entity has actively stated
that the occurrences in the price are intended to cause an amount of emotional and/or physical
pain equal to the amount that the requester desires what they request. How parity is calculated
is at present unknown. The price has also been stated to be independent of any pain
caused by fulfilling the request. See the test log for examples of prices paid, and
requests made. As a final note, personnel in the chair have
reported seeing an entity sitting in SCP-738-3. However, all attempts to observe this entity
when not seated in SCP-738-2 have failed, and further descriptions of the entity are
inconsistent between sessions, even with multiple sessions with the same person. When asked
about this, the entity claims to be the same entity each time. Some frequent descriptions
of the entity include ‘seductive’ and ‘charming’. Sessions with the same person
that are close in time report similar or identical entity appearances. Sessions with different
people that are close in time report different entities appearances. Descriptions of the
voice do not match the voice recorded on the equipment. Addendum 738-1: History SCP-738 was recovered from the office of ██████ ██████████, a
Catholic Cardinal, after his death on ██/██/██. He had received it as a gift from the Pope for
extraordinary services from the Vatican archives. The Foundation became aware of SCP-738 after
[DATA EXPUNGED]. With ██████ ██████████ dead and his will contested in the aftermath of
the event, Foundation personnel acquired the desk. Foundation agents in the Vatican reported
recovering some of the documents surrounding SCP-738. Addendum 738-2: Test results Test 1: Researcher sits in SCP-738-2 and waits
Results: Researcher reports several attempts made to coerce him into a deal, with deals
including love of the women he wants, an object that would make him a well respected researcher,
and the granting of O5 status. Startled researcher leaves SCP-738-2, leaves room. Recordings
follow statements provided. Researcher reports disappearance of the entity, followed by return
of pen, paper, and folders to drawers. Using cameras, speed of object return clocked at
over 120 m/s. Researcher reports seeing a man in a red and gold business suit. Test 2: Personnel D-██ sat on SCP-738-2.
Analysis performed upon papers and documents Results: Spectral analysis has confirmed that
the parchment is human skin. The feather in the quill pen comes from an unidentified bird.
Subject offered freedom, is told that the price is the death of his best friend. D-██
laughed and agreed, then vanished. D-██ was re-captured five hours later. Documents
written in English. D-██ involved in test reported seeing a beautiful and seductive
woman. Test 3: Personnel D-███, a non-native
English speaker, sits in SCP-738-2 Results: Papers written in D-███’s native
language, as is spoken communication. D-███ offered the power to never be held in a cell
again. Price is stated to be memories of D-███’s mother. D-███ accepts offer. After acceptance
[DATA EXPUNGED] resulting in the deaths of 12 guards, and D-███. Test 4: Personnel D-████, dyslexic
and seriously mentally retarded, sits in SCP-738-2 Results: The language on the parchment appeared
to be crude pictograms representing the deal, though some words in English were represented
in the parchment. In general the English was unrelated to the pictures they were under
and frequently insult D-████’s intelligence, and state that the entity is uncertain how
much of this D-████ understands. D-████was offered a Sloppy Joe. Price was stated to
be Mopsy, a toy that D-████ had been allowed to smuggle into the Foundation. D-████
accepted and food was materialized upon the desk, along with antique silverware, fine
china plate, and crystal glass ‘sippy cup’ with wine colored grape juice. D-████
shows great distress when upon discovering that Mopsy was missing after finishing meal.
D-████ reports seeing a large pink rabbit. After deal was complete, and D-████
left chair, recorders picked up a sigh. Voiceprint of sigh does not match D-████’s voice. Test 4 followup: D-████ issued toy
exactly identical to ‘Mopsy’ Result: As soon as D-████ named the
toy Mopsy, it vanished. D-████ showed great emotional distress. Test 5: Destruction testing
Result: [DATA EXPUNGED], explosive, fire, gunshot, mechanical wood chipper fail. Direct
attack upon desk with axe leaves a single gash, with depth of 3 mm and results in [DATA
EXPUNGED] as well as death of attacking personnel. Gash remains in desk. Video logs show gash
healing at a rate of 1 micrometer per day. Test 6: Researcher sits in SCP-738-2. Asks
“What are you” Result: Entity, taking the appearance of a
large snake, states “I’m sorry. It’s against policy to divulge personal details. But may
I interest you in [DATA EXPUNGED]”. Researcher stood from chair, shaking and ending the session.
Researcher was then placed in mental institution 5 awaiting review due to information revealed
by offer. Test 7: Sheldon Katz, Esq., senior counsel
with the Foundation’s legal department. Result: At commencement of test, Mr. Katz
presented the entity with a notarized, apostilled affidavit stating that he was participating
in the test on his own behalf and not as agent for the Foundation. Approximately forty-one
hours after the commencement of the test, Mr. Katz lapsed into unconsciousness due to
exhaustion. Mr. Katz described the appearance of the entity as identical to his first-year
contracts professor from law school, but he declined to describe the nature of the offer
that had been made. He reported that just prior to his blacking out, he had been in
the midst of negotiating a precise technical definition of the word “shall”. Katz stated
that the current working draft of the agreement that he and the entity had been drafting was
at least nine hundred pages long at that moment, exclusive of exhibits and schedules, and that
he regretted not keeping a copy for his form file. A red leather envelope, smelling of
sulphur, was found on Mr. Katz’s person, which contained a handwritten note reading “Please
come back any time. I haven’t had so much fun in years.” Mr. Katz has requested reassignment. Remaining tests require level 4 clearance
or higher to view until declassification complete Addendum 738-3: Notes In recent testing, offers have been made directly
to the researchers who were telling the subject what to do. Recommend cessation of all testing.
~O5-██

100 Comments

  • aimbot aimbot

    June 7, 2017

    but what is scp-343 interacted with scp-738?

    Reply
  • TheGmodkilla

    June 9, 2017

    I wonder how the entity would react to someone acting out of good will towards it. By say… mending the cut in the desk and putting on a good layer of varnish.

    Reply
  • RSh-12

    June 12, 2017

    Any clue what the price of the greatest bag of (Quakers, cheddar baked) Snack Mix would be if said bag was infinitely replenishing itself? And was indestructible?

    Reply
  • Hielo Kasama

    June 16, 2017

    It would be cooler is this was SCP-666

    Reply
  • crona ampora

    June 23, 2017

    *asks for talents I can use*

    Reply
  • Toy 884

    July 8, 2017

    could I ask for a daedric sword

    Reply
  • Definitely Cortez

    July 11, 2017

    a man in a red and gold suit…Captain Kangaroo?!?

    Reply
  • johnmburt1960

    July 21, 2017

    So sad about the loss of Mopsy.
    Genuine LOL (my wife can verify) over the memo to Mr. Katz.

    Reply
  • Juanacelia Enriquez

    July 29, 2017

    i wonder what scp 096 would ask for

    Reply
  • 76bgilmer

    August 1, 2017

    U need some milk

    Reply
  • EliteAlpha

    August 16, 2017

    Scp-738 meet Scp-001

    Reply
  • Man tiger

    August 22, 2017

    I'm sorry mopsy but that was a damn good sloppy joe

    Reply
  • Dr. Wondertainment

    August 23, 2017

    Why haven't you destroyed 682 with it yet?

    Reply
  • UltraFaroeCunt

    August 25, 2017

    Use this SCP to kill 682. It'll work. It shall work.

    Reply
  • Michael Adams

    August 28, 2017

    DEEFWOOOOOOOOOFFFF

    Reply
  • YoshliFan

    August 29, 2017

    I'm sad for Mopsy

    Reply
  • RRW

    September 3, 2017

    Has anyone asked about killing 683?

    Reply
  • SDG

    September 4, 2017

    I want 1 crap ton of money

    Reply
  • charley davidson

    September 5, 2017

    Think it could be used to remove SCP-2399?

    Reply
  • Rasheed Karim

    September 8, 2017

    why does everyone pretend to expunge data or block it out? i get that it makes it more real but the blocked data seems so relevant

    Reply
  • King Kurok

    September 9, 2017

    Is this one of the SCPs Dr Bright is no longer allowed near

    Reply
  • tenchimasaki13

    September 12, 2017

    Give me the ability to alter what I see fit when ever I want by clicking my fingers

    Reply
  • ShadowHunter120

    September 13, 2017

    I'd imagine one of the offers being Telekinesis with the price being "use of motor function below the neck"

    Reply
  • Use Your Brain Smoke Some Loud

    September 19, 2017

    wtf is scp

    Reply
  • Arinauwu

    October 1, 2017

    dr bright: i want scp 682 dead

    Reply
  • Dylan Attix

    October 12, 2017

    "Welching on me just like all the others, eh… I'll teach you for backing out of a deal — have at you!"

    Reply
  • Mayhem

    October 23, 2017

    HAHAHA! That's great, "…a 900 page document defining the word *SHALL*…" typical of the "Legalese" language!

    Reply
  • Harry Ohrt

    October 30, 2017

    What do suppose would be the price for telling the offer-er here to "Get Lost" ?

    Reply
  • 초등학생친들

    November 4, 2017

    Reply
  • Spartan S24

    November 17, 2017

    Is this the first cuphead refference ever?

    Reply
  • The Klefki Authority

    November 19, 2017

    sneaks in to scp 738s cell yes i would like to destroy all of the schools in the world you can erase the moon for all i care just destroy all schools . 738-how about your SOUL. Me- DEAL

    Reply
  • Graydogger

    November 20, 2017

    Dr. Clef’s old office furniture?

    Reply
  • F

    December 12, 2017

    So your just reading off the wiki.

    Reply
  • Michael C.

    December 17, 2017

    MOPSY NO!

    Reply
  • Campbell Harris

    December 19, 2017

    The destruction of scp-738 with the price of Donald Trump dying.
    WHY NOT
    Donald Trump is a fucking idiot anyway

    Reply
  • Mr Firework

    December 24, 2017

    SCP: don’t deal with the devil

    Reply
  • Lunari Fox

    December 28, 2017

    Easily the coolest scp

    Reply
  • Thovi

    January 8, 2018

    Seeing thumbnail and name for first time : Oh, its cuphead
    after video: oh

    Reply
  • High Overlord Snarffie Beagle

    January 14, 2018

    "must be mildly mentally retarded", fuck lol

    Reply
  • KelixKatzGaming

    January 19, 2018

    MR KATZ? wait a minute…

    Reply
  • Larger Venus3913

    January 22, 2018

    Cuphead in a nutshell

    Reply
  • Bacon Sir

    January 23, 2018

    The devil would probably test me with an incredible sum of money (as cliche as that may be), and I'm not sure what I'd do for it

    Reply
  • Ben Johnson

    January 25, 2018

    The YouTube channel SCP 1981 Ronald Reagan ripped off this video of yours

    Reply
  • ZTheDocMain

    February 2, 2018

    Welcome to Devil corp. Might i take ur order

    Reply
  • CHERUSCI 14

    February 10, 2018

    Devil gets along w jewish lawyer the most.

    Reply
  • Angelina Davis

    February 10, 2018

    None.No way.Bad idea.

    Reply
  • Disingenuous White-Boy

    February 18, 2018

    Eastside Show SCP: I already know you're going to take this badly, nobody ever appreciates a sincere act made to help. But your channel has been up for a L O N G time and I know why you don't have more subscribers. You do a GREAT job, but those static interruptions over the places you wish to remain vague are super annoying. I can't be the only person who cringes EVERY time it's done. Find another way. Narrate it differently, or just do ANYTHING that would replace the static, and your subs will skyrocket. I say this to help, so I'd appreciate it if you didn't fire back at me as if I insulted you. Good luck!

    Reply
  • unused spider boss *cuphead*

    February 24, 2018

    Cuphead: scp edition.

    Reply
  • Rektrak Nuns

    March 28, 2018

    For a second I thought it was insulting the class d by saying All class d attempting to interact with scp 728 must be stupid or retarded

    Reply
  • fulcrum 29

    March 29, 2018

    Sooo, what is the definition of the word 'shall'?

    Reply
  • Memescool123 Roleplays And More!

    March 30, 2018

    Hey Scp 738 can I have a BONELESS pizza

    Reply
  • BlubberyOyster 4

    April 30, 2018

    Wow, poor Mopsy

    Reply
  • Godzilla gamer

    May 17, 2018

    Call stave or Dave from accounting

    Reply
  • Creeper Colin

    May 21, 2018

    Those this remind anyone of cuphead?

    Reply
  • senor the king

    June 23, 2018

    This shouldn't be keter, It's completely safe if left alone

    Reply
  • Reckl ess

    July 8, 2018

    Not a great voice actor

    Reply
  • Blastertronus

    July 18, 2018

    DoN't DeAl WiTh ThE dEvIl

    Reply
  • Tello 64

    July 28, 2018

    I guess the Devil is in the details 😉

    Reply
  • NinjaBOT Handyman

    August 2, 2018

    Oh ha ha ha — Crystal glass sippie cup !! Oh my fucking gawd !! That is epic!
    This Devil seems like an ex gf I once had !! No fucking way!?!? Amy ? Kellie ? Tara ? Kira ? Stephanie? Xiomara ? Calle ? Brianna? Emily? Sarah ?
    Hmmm….okay guess not !? Sorry my mistake

    Reply
  • Frick frack patty flap that boi deserves a slap

    August 10, 2018

    Noooo
    YOU ALWAYS ASK FOR MORE WISHES

    Reply
  • Subarc

    August 10, 2018

    Too many redactions in this one

    Reply
  • Sqocks

    August 17, 2018

    What if you ask SCP 738 for more information about SCP 738??

    And what do you think it will ask in return??

    Reply
  • The super Doge

    August 26, 2018

    feel bad for the D in test 4

    Reply
  • Carlo German

    September 7, 2018

    and this SCP was a gift from the Pope… imagine all the SCP's that the church have in her power…

    Reply
  • i am a loaf made from bread

    September 11, 2018

    I Thought It Was Going To Be Thaumiel

    But okay

    Reply
  • Chris Hansen

    September 24, 2018

    The price is your soul,

    Am I right?

    Reply
  • alucard666

    September 30, 2018

    You have the perfect voice to do this

    Reply
  • Screw The Net

    October 18, 2018

    8:24 You had me at crystal glass sippy cup. ^~^ Friggin lawyers…>,;,< roflolmfao

    Reply
  • big balls

    October 27, 2018

    Can it give me you as much ruffles as you want

    Reply
  • Koisj

    November 1, 2018

    could we use this to kill 682 tho 🤔

    Reply
  • Maripet Abad

    November 1, 2018

    SCP FOUNDATION IN:DON'T DEAL WITH THE DEVIL

    Reply
  • GameBear Art

    November 8, 2018

    So the Vatican got a desk from the pope, but the desk really belongs to the devil. Oh the irony.

    Reply
  • Gabba Hitta

    November 23, 2018

    Why are authors redacting D-class personel number designations? It makes 0 sense.

    Reply
  • ICFDaveHere

    December 7, 2018

    The devil's not scary a fiddle player from Georgia can beat him

    Reply
  • Jarrod Rogers

    December 13, 2018

    Mahogony.

    Reply
  • Matt Hoowantstono

    December 20, 2018

    OF COURSE the Devil's favorite person was a lawyer.

    Reply
  • Jesus is Dog :

    January 1, 2019

    “Reports seeing a pink rabbit”

    Now everything makes sense.

    Reply
  • Alucard :3

    January 6, 2019

    Lol

    Reply
  • Lord Thanatos

    January 23, 2019

    I'm surprised that the researcher refused the deal to become an O5

    Reply
  • Lord Clang The Intolorable

    February 8, 2019

    THE PRICE IS . . . . .

    $5.99

    Reply
  • Barfing Chicken

    February 10, 2019

    What happens if you ask it to kill 682?

    Reply
  • William Deemer Jr.

    February 15, 2019

    HA! LOL. The lawyer bit was awesome! As one I loved it.

    Reply
  • Ryan Witherow

    February 17, 2019

    You can't say retarded! You're going to make Sarah Palin mad!!!!

    Reply
  • Ryan Witherow

    February 17, 2019

    So only retarded people are allowed to go in there and request things? Well I guess we know how Trump got the presidency now!

    Reply
  • Joseph Mottram

    February 19, 2019

    Usually only Safe-class SCPs make me laugh this much 😂😂😂😂

    Reply
  • Debbie Hargreaves

    February 26, 2019

    Play the harmonica and you get 100 million dollars, but 100 million people will die

    harmonica noises

    KEVIN NO

    Reply
  • Chaser Hill

    March 5, 2019

    This hoe sounds like a white Christian🤣

    Reply
  • Ryan O'Connor

    March 8, 2019

    I wonder what happens if you sat in SCP-3 (The chair the devil/demon sits in)

    Reply
  • R. Rod.

    March 11, 2019

    Does the foundation have a legal department??

    Reply
  • marijuana maintenance

    March 13, 2019

    I met the devil https://youtu.be/xtVj6M6tHOY

    Reply
  • Dave Smith

    April 5, 2019

    Wait a minute here, I'm seriously troubled by something. I thought that D-class personnel were mostly death row inmates and the like. Where is the Foundation getting D-class with IQ's so low? People that are mentally "retarded" (note: we really don't use that term anymore) are generally not given death penalties or even convicted of crimes. Where the hell is the Foundation getting mentally challenged people to serve as D-class?!? This is very disturbing and unacceptable.

    Reply
  • Silverflyer 1701

    April 30, 2019

    "…an IQ of 60 and slightly mentally retarded with an explosive collar…"??? Really?! I find this severely insulting, even for the Foundation. As if such persons are totally expendable! Not good. Not good at all!

    Reply
  • That One Radical Dude this is not SCP-106

    June 6, 2019

    DON'T DEAL WITH THE FUCKING DEVIL KIDS

    Reply
  • Maestrul Gamer

    July 2, 2019

    Why is it a keter if that can be contained like a regular office?
    Is not like the entity can go thought walls,teleport far away, kill the guards or anything equally dangerous!!!

    Reply
  • Patrick Wingard

    July 18, 2019

    Brass and purple? Ew.

    Reply
  • DIAMONDBACK

    July 20, 2019

    The deal would be ice power also immunity to the cold

    Reply
  • peelthescary nope

    August 8, 2019

    I want immortality who can i sell my soul to?

    Reply
  • Perla Pau

    August 28, 2019

    creepy

    Reply
  • Glorious Content

    September 9, 2019

    60 iq max? I've never heard procedures like this.

    Reply
  • jchoneandonly

    September 14, 2019

    I want the desk. You can keep the rest, I just want the desk

    Reply

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