Rockwell Retro Encabulator



here at Rockwell Automation world headquarters research has been proceeding to develop a line of automation products that establishes new standards for quality technological leadership and operating excellence with customer success as our primary focus work has been proceeding on the crudely conceived idea of an instrument that would not only provide inverse reactive current for use in unilateral phase detractors but would also be capable of automatically synchronizing Cardinal Graham meters such an instrument comprised of dodge gears and bearings reliant electric motors allen-bradley controls and all monitored by Rockwell software is Rockwell automations retro and cab you later now basically the only new principle involved is that instead of power being generated by the relative motion of conductors and fluxes it's produced by the modal interaction of magneto reluctance and capacitive directons the original machine had a base plate of pre family damn you light surmounted by a malleable logarithmic casing in such a way that the two spurting bearings were in a direct line with a parametric fam the lineup consisted simply of six hydro Coptic Marshall veins so fitted to the amputation lunar wane shap that side fumbling was effectively prevented the main winding was of the normal Lotus au deltoid type placed in pan and irmak semi below in slots of the stator every seventh conductor being connected by a non reversible tremie pipe to the differential girdle spring on the up end of the gram meters moreover whenever fluorescents core motion is required it may also be employed in conjunction with a drawn reciprocation Dingle arm to reduce sinusoidal deep leno raishin the red joined cab later has now reached a high level of development and it's being successfully used in the operation of mill for Trinian's it's available soon wherever rockwell automation products are sold

41 Comments

  • John Power

    April 15, 2019

    Now who could argue with that?

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  • Jean Roch

    April 15, 2019

    Straight out of Dilbert !

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  • mudda bryy

    April 15, 2019

    Just because you can't understand it doesn't mean it doesn't work!!!!

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  • Steve Velobahn

    April 15, 2019

    My company must have this innovative technology!

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  • 3cool2beans1

    April 15, 2019

    Which of course would never function without a flux capacitor…

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  • Kitty Hawk

    April 15, 2019

    I think I started coughing up blood by laughing so hard…! Please help!!

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  • Aleksandr Gerdeman

    April 15, 2019

    Brought to you by Mission Winnow

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  • Espen Storø

    April 15, 2019

    Okay! I'm done reconfoobling the energymotron. Or, whatever…

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  • Lucien Gaydos

    April 15, 2019

    God damn I had sinusoidal deplenaration…..bless these motherfuckers

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  • Bargeonin

    April 15, 2019

    ME: Hello, Auto Zone?
    AZ: Yes, how may I help you?
    ME: Do you have spurbing bearings?
    AZ: "I'll check stock"

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  • Stevie Wolfe

    April 15, 2019

    What Rings of Saturn notation sounds like to my pleb brain.

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  • Kelly Libatique

    April 15, 2019

    if politicians gave science speeches . . .

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  • Adam Schliesmann

    April 15, 2019

    This video is outdated since the dual-shaft seismic emulator has already compensated for the joint fabrication.

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  • Blue Guitar

    April 15, 2019

    Tremi pipes are a part on a fashionable medieval era hat

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  • Professional Gopnik

    April 15, 2019

    I can't believe he completely glossed over the Frodzlamator

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  • CreepyPastaReads

    April 15, 2019

    It happens so fast.

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  • Wade W

    April 15, 2019

    It's 2019 and still no side fumbling. Amazing.

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  • tmpka

    April 15, 2019

    What the business team hears when the engineers are explaining why the project is going to miss deadline again

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  • Doug Elick

    April 15, 2019

    I've been searching for prefamulated amulite my entire life…

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  • Devanboy891

    April 15, 2019

    You guys, come on now. You guys know, the original machine had a base plate of prefabulated amulite, surmounted by a malleable logarithmic casing, in such a way that the two sperming bearings were in a direct line with the panametric fan. Where the lineup simply consisted of six hydrocoptic marzel vanes so fitted to the amba fation lunar wing shaft that side fumbling was effectively prevented. Hah. Learn your stuff.

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  • Stringplucker99

    April 15, 2019

    But what about the gagibulator connected to the hucabuck stinarude. If the comploxipor comes on contact with the spucawhatchya, LOOK OUT!

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  • circusmime

    April 15, 2019

    Oh jeez this is what im going to school for

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  • 240ups

    April 15, 2019

    "Now you using allotta big words I don't understand. So I'm gonna assume you disrespecting me. So I'm gonna have to tell ya to, "Whatch-ya Mouth!"
    Kevin Hart, 40 Year Old Virgin

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  • John

    April 15, 2019

    Can you imagine this guy's reaction to the script?

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  • annarboriter

    April 15, 2019

    This actor has used the same dialogue generator as for Lt. Geordi La Forge

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  • Brian Anderson

    April 15, 2019

    This is, almost certainly, my favorite video on the internet.

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  • Robert Hornbek

    April 15, 2019

    Moved. Inspired. #blessed.

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  • Alex

    April 15, 2019

    my object oriented programming class in a nutshell

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  • Carlos Caso-Rosendi

    April 15, 2019

    What!? No dilithium, crystals? 😀

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  • Andy Parrish

    April 15, 2019

    Those lunar waneshafts and side fumbling.

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  • Ethan Russell

    April 15, 2019

    Sounds like fake English

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  • Cris T

    April 15, 2019

    The original did not have a baseplate of prefamulated amulyte surrmounted by a malleable logarithmic casing. My buddy's Dad worked on the prototype. And he swears it up and down.

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  • RonJohn63

    April 15, 2019

    Star Trek's alleged technobabble doesn't hold a candle to true technobabble.

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  • t3hb0ss

    April 15, 2019

    This is satire, right

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  • Ben H.

    April 15, 2019

    This is…

    amazing

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  • ghost rewind

    April 15, 2019

    Wasn't this on cloudy with a chance of meatballs

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  • Tom Holmes

    April 15, 2019

    This is what leads to the Star Trek future.

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  • Christopher Alldritt

    April 15, 2019

    I think this is what inspired McMillan speak on Patriot

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  • ClayZ

    April 15, 2019

    Have you tried turning it off, then on again? I took me 30 seconds to realize what was going on.

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  • Jeff Bollen

    April 15, 2019

    My organization will be phasing out our Milford trunnions over the next year. Can the machine be retrofitted to work with Garris streppers?

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  • Monel Funkawitz

    April 15, 2019

    Rockwell did a ripoff of the turbo encabulator video. Unoriginal bastards.

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