Madonna Roasted a Fan at Her Concert – Lights Out with David Spade

Madonna Roasted a Fan at Her Concert – Lights Out with David Spade


You know Madonna.
During her London tour, she stopped the show to make fun
of an audience member’s outfit and ask him if he had an STD before she took a swig
of his beer. Uh, is she bored with her act? She’s moving to crowd work. (laughter) It was so bizarre. At first,
I thought that was Shawn Mendes. I didn’t realize that was
a random person in the crowd. SPADE:
Oh, this Marlboro Man guy? Yeah. I thought that was Shawn…
I thought it was… “Oh, Shawn Mendes likes Madonna.
That’s cute.” Makes sense. He’s wearing a Marlboro jumper. -Yeah.
-Which I don’t mind. -I like it.
-It-it does look cool. -I know. -It’s cool.
She’s just losing it, huh? -She– Well…
-Yeah. Everyone’s okay with this wig? -Yeah.
-Like, she approved it. The team approved it. Okay. All right. Okay. -Do you do crowd work
at your shows? -KOY: Oh, yeah. -Oh, you do?
-Yeah. It’s-it’s actually hard. So, she’s doing it.
It’s hard. Like, I go out and I go– if
they’re eating– with a couple, I go, “Hey,
what are you having?” They’re like,
“Mozzarella balls.” I go, “Oh, anniversary
or something? Anyway, um…” And then everyone’s like… (laughing) That’s the only one,
and then I move on. Hilarious. But she’s like… ♪ Like a virgin. ♪ “Any Scorpios here?” That’s the thing.
When you get older, I think when you get tired
of doing your act, if a singer,
it starts with, like, a stool. -Right. -They start doing
a little bit on the stool. -KOY: Yeah. -And then it’s stool
and a story about the song. “This song…” And then you’re like,
“Are you not gonna sing it? Oh, you’re gonna tell us
about it.” And then, and then it goes
to crowd work, I guess. Mado– I think this is funny. -It’s hard.
-KOY: I want to see it. “What’s your ethnicity? -Really? I’d (bleep) you.”
-(laughs) -That’s-that’s her crowd work?
-That’s all she does. “What are you? Oh, really?
I’d (bleep) it.” ♪ Done that. ♪ That’s easy crowd work. -Do you do crowd work?
-I just think she’s trying– I don’t know.
I don’t do crowd work. I don’t want to talk
to the audience ever. (laughs) Crowd work
can go sideways quickly. Yeah. It indicates
that I care about their day. (laughs)
That indicates it. -We don’t want to give
that indication.

46 Comments

  • Nate Marx

    February 8, 2020

    Madonna asking if someone has an STD is like Chris Christie asking someone if they are diabetic.

    Reply
  • Weston

    February 8, 2020

    Big up!

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  • Richie Tata

    February 8, 2020

    she is a 60 year old libtard…the only sexy thing about her is her money

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  • Tito Tim Travels

    February 8, 2020

    I take it that David does not like the Battlestar Galactica helmet wig? Maybe she just wants to be the new Lt. Starbuck?

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  • lazy jay666

    February 8, 2020

    1:40 as soon as he said that, the blonde crossed her legs tighter. 😂

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  • Picolas Cage

    February 8, 2020

    She is in her 60s damn

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  • Gordon Stillie

    February 8, 2020

    I feel like This is one of the only funny American late night hosts / shows

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  • Liz

    February 9, 2020

    Madonna is a C**t

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  • RastaGyal JenJen

    February 9, 2020

    I really wanna know what David meant or was referring to when he said,"Any Scorpio's here?" 🤭😂

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  • rob black

    February 9, 2020

    I'm eating..and one of these choads come up and asks: What are you eating?
    My loud angry answer: Crowd work MFker!
    Paid for comedy and food not fking conversation.

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  • Tommy simonsen

    February 9, 2020

    He is in the uniform of the richest sports person in history Michael Schumacher

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  • John Avernia

    February 9, 2020

    I don't know Morgan Stewart before this, but she's really attractive.

    Reply
  • Pauline Ackermann

    February 9, 2020

    I don't know why she would make fun of his outfit look at what she's got on. Besides the jumpsuit is retro and was cool back in the 80' when she was relevant.~:

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  • Michael Godoy

    February 9, 2020

    Madonna should avoid sitting so close to really young people if she wants all the plastic surgery she’s had to look in any way effective. She has grandma face compared to this young man. You can stretch and pull your face all you want, but bone deterioration of the skull will give you away every time.

    Reply
  • Richard Miller

    February 9, 2020

    Who cares what a dried up shit talent cooze cares about?

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  • Wes 76

    February 9, 2020

    Another female comedian who further proves that women aren't funny. But to be fair, most of the comics that David has on are not funny. Like the black guy who is constantly doing a Leon Phelps impression for some reason.

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  • V. Urban

    February 9, 2020

    Doesn't she have enough money by now. Retirement, your way over yours. 😈 Is calling

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  • 01000010 01100101

    February 9, 2020

    Madonna looks like an Ohio drag queen's version of Madonna.

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  • Danny bhoy

    February 9, 2020

    Madonnas a whore
    -Norm Macdonald 🤣

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  • Micah Mcgaffin

    February 9, 2020

    Hey look everybody Joe Koy is trying too hard.

    Reply
  • A dorable

    February 9, 2020

    What's the Name of the black guy?
    I love him!! 😎👍💚

    Reply
  • Mr T

    February 9, 2020

    Madona = Gag,gross,not even with your dick

    Reply
  • Bruh

    February 9, 2020

    I’ll take grandma ties to meme for $500 Alex…

    Reply
  • The Orca

    February 9, 2020

    Why’s David not wearing his gold day-date? Hey

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  • Ace Hardy

    February 9, 2020

    🎶

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  • Boris The Soviet Love-Hammer

    February 9, 2020

    Asking if someone has an STD before exchanging fluids with them isn't roasting. Roasting is more like pointing out the irony of Madonna being concerned about STDs.

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  • Hydden N. Plainsyght

    February 9, 2020

    Madonna's new wig-act; just a wild goat-hair cover-up.

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  • Flex Piper

    February 9, 2020

    Madonna's fans have been roasting her for 2 decades, now she's roasting her fans.
    What a plot twist.

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  • A Fig

    February 9, 2020

    "Do you have an STD?"
    "I didn't until you sat down. Oh now you're drinking my beer…..thaaaaaaaanks."

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  • mpourmpoulithra2011

    February 9, 2020

    QUEEN OF POP

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  • Barry Super

    February 9, 2020

    Madonna said she would go down on anyone who voted Democrat so maybe she was "Polling" the audience.

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  • Mimi Giggles

    February 9, 2020

    Does Madonna still have half a British accent?

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  • Scout 805

    February 9, 2020

    I don't care about my audience.
    You mean the people that bought tickets and paid your salary?
    What a douche bag!

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  • Xion Temoc

    February 9, 2020

    That fat fuck is annoying

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  • Brad Ruszala

    February 9, 2020

    I didn't realize the Ladies Man was a real person.

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  • Dr Phot

    February 10, 2020

    And later on Madge but the bottle in her vag!

    Reply
  • Michael VIENS

    February 10, 2020

    J.C./D.S. Is killing it..! it’s better I assume than late night’s besides Conan!!
    Aka That Johnny Carson’s son

    Reply
  • farleygranger

    February 10, 2020

    WTF IS SHE WEARING? SHE LOSES…

    Reply
  • James Murray

    February 10, 2020

    I saw Madonnas Madamex show it was amazing and she was FUNNY 👍🏻

    Reply
  • Vamanos Ninja

    February 10, 2020

    Ron is David's hype man

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  • steve conn

    February 11, 2020

    Maybe she's doing crowd work because she's starting to look like Don Rickles.

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  • Xion Temoc

    February 11, 2020

    Fuck this bumblebee bimbo and the thief that stole his while act and cadence from The Ladies Man. Koi and Spade legends

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  • wallody

    February 12, 2020

    madonna is a queen , she can do , ask anything she wants ❤️

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  • Moonlit

    February 12, 2020

    I think she can't take the fact that she has to rely on her own back catalog of music from the start of her career, the MTV days and such. I think to her those songs are too pop friendly (no matter how she updates them.) She's just resentful that her star is fading (or has faded.) She's a nostalgia act dressed in modern clothes.

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  • FJ C

    February 13, 2020

    Madonna F*ckin Rules!!!

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