Jeff Ross and Dave Attell Roast the Audience – Lights Out with David Spade

Jeff Ross and Dave Attell Roast the Audience – Lights Out with David Spade


So, it’s a little different
right now. We’re gonna have Dave and Jeff
do some crowd work for you. This is just a taste
of what you can expect from their Bumping Mics tour,
that I’ve seen. It starts off March 13
at a city near you. And, uh, here we go. You guys
bring some people up with you. -(cheering)
-Okay. One, two, one, two. One, two, one, two. All right. Anybody celebrating
anything tonight? -WOMAN: Birthday.
-Birthday? -Right here.
-Eh, (bleep) you. Could you be less excited
about it? Want to come tell everybody
about your birthday? -Anybody in the second row?
-(man speaks indistinctly) -I hate to say it, Jeff.
-Come on, don’t… What? Jeff, I hate to say it.
I’ve seen more energy -at a gender reveal than here.
-(laughter) -It blasted up. -All right,
this guy wants to come up. Come on up, sir.
Are you guys related? -Ah, this guy’s awesome.
-Come up together. SPADE: Hey, Dave, we’re doing
my gender reveal this Friday. -(cheering, applause)
-One, two, three. Here we go. One, two… three, four. -Clearly, crowd work.
-One more, one more, one more. You look…
this guy looks a little scary. But all right, come on up. All right, we got it. -Oh, boy.
-All right, great. This is awesome.
Can we just start with this guy who’s dressed
for an impeachment hearing? -(laughter)
-I love this guy. Sir, sir, what’s the name
of the pet shop you run? (laughter) This is great.
What’s your name, sir? -Sam.
-Sam? And, uh, what season
were you on To Catch a Predator? (laughter) All right! Third season. What do you… what do you do?
What do you do? -I’m a designer.
-You are? -All right.
-All right. I’m guessing you design
children’s kiddie pools. (laughter) And who’s your…
who’s your buddy here? -Is this, uh, is this your…
-This guy’s awesome. Are you his lawyer?
What is going on here? No. -What’s your name, sir?
-Troy. Troy? And how long have you been
selling coke to David Spade? -(laughter)
-Hey, leave him alone, Jeff. -Cool. -Dave, I’ll let you
handle the women over there. It’s a birthday girl over there. -I understand.
-Say hi. -Miss, what’s your name?
-Taylor. -Taylor, and it’s
a big birthday, huh? -Yes. How does it feel to have
your littlest dream come true -right now?
-(laughter) This is almost like
finding money in laundry. Know what I’m saying? -Who are you here with?
-My boyfriend. Awesome.
Buddy, how’s it going? Not bad. Did you guys meet
on an app or anything like that? No, I wrote a note
and put it on his car. -Oh. Give it up for stalking.
-(laughter) What? -What did you say…
-Oh, look who’s interested. -Go ahead.
-(laughter) What did you say
in the note to him? I said,
“Hi, guy with cool truck. “This is the girl
that parks across from you. “If you’re single and you want
to go out for a drink sometime, -here’s my number.”
-SPADE: I love it. -Wow.
-Wow. Geez. -(applause)
-What do you think of that? Dave, Spade, have you
ever gotten a note on your car -from a woman like that?
-No, I make those and stamp them out
and put them under windshields. (laughter) Too bad
you didn’t meet him first. He could go up on you. (laughter and groaning) She’s tall. She’s tall. -Is on fire tonight.
-She’s tall. -Fire. -This is just a sampling
of what we do. Just a sample. And how about over here?
Let’s talk to these people. Let’s talk to…
Mother, daughter over here? -Come here. How you doing? -Oh,
that’s my favorite type of porn. I love it. Come up here, ladies. Wow! Uh, I-I love how you’re dressed
to paint a bathroom. (laughter) What the heck, Dave? What’s going on here? Did you not know
you were going to be on TV? (laughter) -I did not.
-What’s your name? -Brenda.
-Brenda and…? -Maddie.
-Maddie. -And you’re mother, daughter?
-Yes. And whose idea was it
to come out to the Lights Out show tonight? Uh, my dad, actually. -He got the tickets.
-ATTELL: Really? Where is he? He goes, “They thought they were
going to The Price is Right.” Come up here, sir. Come up here. -Oh!
-SPADE: Yeah, Dad. -(cheering and applause)
-Awesome. -Wow. -Now this makes
a lot more sense. -This makes a lot of sense,
yeah. -Look at… It does? -Mm-hmm.
-How so? Now, you guys were on your way
to SeaWorld and just… -You ran out of time?
-No! No, no, no. -SPADE: SeaWorld.
-No. SeaWorld, no. -Never. Because you don’t…
you don’t support that? -No, never. -ROSS: So, Dad,
what’s going on, Dad? -How you doing?
-Good. I’m doing great. -Doing good?
-Yeah. Yeah. This is turning out
to be quite a little party with the wife and daughter here
and the birthday girl. This is the best orgy ever. You know, it’s very rare to see
a Jimmy Olsen impersonator, but this guy… Sir? Let me ask you this.
Are you single, or no? -No.
-You’re not? -No.
-Really? -Really.
-(laughter) Did someone put a flyer
on your big, old-timey bicycle and say, “Hey”? -No.
-ATTELL: Turn it back around. SPADE:
I saw it. Just a sampling. This is great. Watch out for this guy.
He’s got everyone’s keys. (laughter and applause) Sir, thanks for taking time off
from running a mini storage unit outside Reno, Nevada,
to be here. Well, this is really fun. You guys have all been
very good sports. Dave, any final parting words? Spade, Attell?
What do you think? I like this little sampling.
It was very effective. (laughter) -Dave…
-You heard her. He loved it. -Yeah. -Spade looks like
he’s in a scene from Eyes Wide Shut over there. He’s like,
“Bring me the mother, daughter.” All right,
let’s all take a bow together. -Come on. -Let’s do it, yeah.
-Yeah, take a bow. Give it up for these guys.

77 Comments

  • JELLYbones

    February 26, 2020

    first

    Reply
  • NATIVE LATINOS Fook TRUMP

    February 26, 2020

    🍜 I'm like a smart person I know the biggest words believe me I'm a very stable genius I'm the chosen one

    Reply
  • NATIVE LATINOS Fook TRUMP

    February 26, 2020

    🍺 Insomniac with Dave Attell

    Reply
  • NATIVE LATINOS Fook TRUMP

    February 26, 2020

    💥 Jeff looks like a supervillain

    Reply
  • Jae Landon

    February 26, 2020

    not funny….

    Reply
  • motion2wanderlust

    February 26, 2020

    Roast city 🔥

    Reply
  • Nikki Tea

    February 26, 2020

    42nd

    Reply
  • Rogue Jedi

    February 26, 2020

    That red head can get it 🔥

    Reply
  • Phthalo

    February 26, 2020

    Troy looks like he's on parole

    Reply
  • Alex Ortiz

    February 26, 2020

    2 goats

    Reply
  • juan levario

    February 26, 2020

    Dope

    Reply
  • DarkSchneider

    February 26, 2020

    While I agree Attell + Ross could have been more savage, they're also here to plug their Bumping Mics Tour. 🙄

    Is it really the best promo tactics to completely trash TV Show audience members or give away more than preview sampling of their act? 🤔

    Reply
  • isetthem

    February 26, 2020

    Okay now where is Big Jay ?

    Reply
  • Dean Gentry

    February 26, 2020

    Dave Attell os the king of crowdwork. I could watch him tell people how their night will end based on what they're drinking for hours. He should do an album of just that! Please bring back Insomniac!

    Reply
  • Grundy

    February 26, 2020

    Attell is top 10 all time!

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  • Matt Duhm

    February 26, 2020

    that girl's life flashed before her eyes when you mentioned Sea World… girl's afraid to get cancelled on live tv

    Reply
  • Baron Thomas

    February 26, 2020

    they were all in the front row….hmmmmm

    Reply
  • Dapple Ben

    February 26, 2020

    many beans

    Reply
  • Katbeanz

    February 26, 2020

    Troy out here lookin like he leads Portugal the man

    Reply
  • RayRae 559

    February 26, 2020

    Plot Twist:
    That actually was David Spade's Coke Connect 😂🤣

    Reply
  • Desert Sky

    February 26, 2020

    3:01 Jeff Ross classically killing it!

    Reply
  • jed Tomczat

    February 26, 2020

    Seaworld hahah because shes an unhealthy whale

    Reply
  • Tito Tim Travels

    February 26, 2020

    Yeah… not at all funny. If this is a sample, you can keep it.

    Reply
  • Stephen Ray

    February 26, 2020

    For anyone who says this isn’t funny, it’s pretty cleaned up for tv. Watch their stuff on Netflix to get an actual sample.

    Reply
  • Jedi Knight Jairin Aiki

    February 26, 2020

    Good for the tall girl who left the note on the guy's truck. Takes nerve to do that.

    Reply
  • Rebecca Massey

    February 26, 2020

    Wow they sure ran the mother daughter joke into the ground. With the dad/husband right there. Cringy.

    Reply
  • Paul Minor

    February 26, 2020

    This show is my new favorite since Letterman. Can I get tickets?

    Reply
  • The softest part of a woman's breast is?

    February 26, 2020

    They were scared to make fun of the mother daughter, lol.

    Reply
  • blackbird alpha-1

    February 26, 2020

    I can't believe that Seaworld bit worked!

    Reply
  • Gael K

    February 26, 2020

    That's clever, plus no once can ruin a future show by sneaking and putting it on youtube, it'll be original every time!

    Reply
  • Dan Bee

    February 26, 2020

    dont know what this was but id never go see it live…

    Reply
  • Alec Mcjarison

    February 26, 2020

    Jeff uses the painting joke so much and it's just as funny every time

    Reply
  • Alessandro Scuderi

    February 26, 2020

    That was hilarious when Attel said "now it makes sense" when the dad came up because the daughter was tall and skinny and the mom was short and fat. Then when Jeff asked him why he was smart not respond.

    Reply
  • Alexis C

    February 26, 2020

    Fun fact: The title Bumping Mics just barely edged out Bumping Bellies

    Reply
  • Ross Rubio

    February 26, 2020

    One of those guys is very funny. The other is Jeff Ross.

    Reply
  • That’s What I said

    February 26, 2020

    Cringe…..the best part is Spades laugh.

    Reply
  • steve donahue

    February 26, 2020

    cant men wear bowties anymore?

    Reply
  • HC DaVe

    February 26, 2020

    Mother daughter porn lmao almost choked

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  • Leslie Dugger

    February 27, 2020

    Jeff Ross making fun of someone’s fashion… hmm. Ok…. might want to change out of your aunt Emily’s blouse first. But the mismatched dropped v neck and Calvin and Hobbes shoes more than makes up for that choice.

    Reply
  • Bobbiesgonewild

    February 27, 2020

    You know it’s bad when David Spade is miles better than your whole performance….. Jeff Ross just needs to stop

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  • BEATS BYMANOLO

    February 27, 2020

    David seems like a weird king in this

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  • Michael Mcconnell

    February 27, 2020

    Spade being a great host. Really coming into his hosting chops

    Reply
  • Lynn Walker

    February 27, 2020

    David's look and shaking his head after the mother/daughter getting all serious about Sea World was soooo funny.

    Reply
  • Joe Max Fpv

    February 27, 2020

    I’ve taken funnier shits

    Reply
  • Caroline Laronda

    February 27, 2020

    Jesus Christ Jeff Ross looks like he’s showing up to labor and delivery for his scheduled to be induced birth

    Reply
  • leeD S

    February 27, 2020

    that was meh

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  • Ian N.

    February 27, 2020

    not everyday you and your lawyer get on national television together

    Reply
  • Shane H

    February 27, 2020

    Dave Attell is so fing funny!jeff too!

    Reply
  • melvina628

    February 27, 2020

    Two 70-year old curmudgeons looking for friends…the wrong way.

    Reply
  • Respect/Walk

    February 27, 2020

    Of course the moron Libby millenial cannot just go along with the joke. She must state her outrage

    Reply
  • Sean Beads

    February 27, 2020

    So cringe. So hack

    Reply
  • Lo Lo

    February 27, 2020

    dumb

    Reply
  • Savage Facts

    February 27, 2020

    Yea, let me pay and then get laughed at…

    Reply
  • dorian diddles

    February 27, 2020

    Did you hear Spade? "I'm having a gender reveal this Friday." WTF!? Hey Spade, are you having a baby? God help us, HA HA HA HA ! ! ! ! Just kiddin' buddy. Luv ya.

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  • dorian diddles

    February 27, 2020

    Look at Atell's hat. Nice hat Dave. How many gallons is that, 10?

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  • RIXRADvidz

    February 27, 2020

    What IS David's gender? Gender Reveal Next Time On Lights Out

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  • Neal E. Kaufman

    February 27, 2020

    I love Jeff..
    .
    Used to like Dave….
    These two blow dog together…SUCK

    Reply
  • DrNickRiveria

    February 27, 2020

    Good lord Jeff looks like he just escaped SeaWorld as a beluga whale.

    Reply
  • Jose Namaste

    February 27, 2020

    The world needs more 5 minutes straight of public bullying and humiliation

    Reply
  • L.Pasteur

    February 27, 2020

    Must be weird being in a joke with your parents and hearing words like "porn" and "orgy."

    Reply
  • LastBankJob

    February 27, 2020

    Not mean enough.

    Reply
  • JAS

    February 28, 2020

    I will go to sea world today..weirdo freaking out about that

    Reply
  • Dee Rhoda

    February 28, 2020

    David Spade you are so really sweet and cute.

    Reply
  • Blake Schiffman

    February 28, 2020

    Yeah that didn’t work. The Netflix show is amazing tho.

    Reply
  • jokesonu420

    February 28, 2020

    Jeff Ross an Dave! Beautiful! Lol

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  • Slick Rick

    February 28, 2020

    Bumping mics 2 ???

    Reply
  • Rob

    February 28, 2020

    " I Love how you're dressed to paint a bathroom " LOL

    Reply
  • TREE3po

    February 28, 2020

    Attell is a fucking legend

    Reply
  • seamac206

    February 28, 2020

    This is brilliant

    Reply
  • RestHeres ThePresent

    February 28, 2020

    Nice lines

    Reply
  • Dirk Diggler

    February 28, 2020

    if they were not pro's. and not rehearse. it bombed

    Reply
  • Surfer Bob

    February 28, 2020

    Ross gotta be the ugliest man on Earth.

    Reply
  • CasePB

    February 28, 2020

    Now I want to go to Seaworld.

    Reply
  • Michael L. King

    February 28, 2020

    Ross and Attell good pairing and never misses a beat, not to mention Spade.. as in not mentioning Spade.
    I joke. Spade is funny and clever af

    Reply
  • Jonathan Franklin

    February 29, 2020

    Honestly people wanna watch celebrities getting roasted all the time. Now the tables were turned. I would want the chance to roast them back tho.

    Reply
  • MixedbyAP

    February 29, 2020

    This was cringy

    Reply
  • Jimmy Jazz

    February 29, 2020

    Dave Attel looks like the man with one tooth ( or leg) from his old stand up routine.

    Reply

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