How David Spade Ran the Roast of Alec Baldwin – Lights Out with David Spade

How David Spade Ran the Roast of Alec Baldwin – Lights Out with David Spade


Last night–
you know this– Comedy Central had a big roast
of Alex Baldwin, and it was good,
because I helped out, I tell everyone what to do
during the show from a headset. Let’s take a peek.
Funny video. -♪ ♪
-(video screens whooshing) (electronic static) NIKKI GLASER:
Alec Baldwin, everyone! (audience cheering, whistling) -Hey. We’re back.
-I’m, uh… I am such a fan of the Baldwins. I’ve never been so sure
that four people have buried a hooker together. SPADE (over radio):
Nikki, what are you doing? That’s the plot for Grown Ups 3 Guess who was gonna play
the hooker. And guess who’s not now? All right, Chris, spice this up,
call Jeff a racial name. Anything you want,
anything in the book. Jeff Ross, what am I (bleep)? Went with old reliable. It works. Caitlyn, try a trans joke, but do one
that’s not funny at all. Let me tell you, I can tell you a thing or two
about switching teams. Wow. I was sort of kidding. When I heard he had five kids
by two different women, I was like, “Oh,
we’re roasting my teammates.” Is he black enough
to make that joke, Candace? -Why are you asking me?
-No reason. I’m just (bleep) with you.
Can I get a raise? Of course. Another one. Nikki, on your TV show,
you asked your parents if they had ever done anal,
and, of course, they said, “After Nikki was born,
we only did anal.” Only anal? Do we have a current number
on Nikki’s mom, Candace? -Working on it.
-Okay. Maybe she should do a set visit.
(clicks tongue) Speaking of terrible names,
your wife’s name is Hilaria. Alec, easy. If you want to fight
wait ’til the parking lot before the wrap party. Thank you. Hug Caitlyn
like she’s a cactus. Perf. What’s the one
with the chocolate, and they have, uh,
coconut in there? -Macaroons.
-Macaroons. Why don’t we– Oh, wait. Nikki, no one said anything
racist in a couple of seconds, can you get on that? Blake, you look like a black guy
that got made by a printer running out of ink. There’s my girl. Nikki looks like a stork
that delivers abortions. Oh, too far, Jeff. Candace, hit the shock collar. -(buzzing)
-Ah! RHEA: Alec was once arrested
for cycling the wrong way down Fifth Avenue. Officers initially assumed he was an escaped
Russian circus bear. Explain the joke,
they didn’t get it. He’s very hairy. Saved it… ish? Caitlyn completed her gender
reassignment in 2017, finally confirming that no one in that family wants
a white dick. Candace, give me the number
of Kendall and Kylie. I want to prove
this (bleep) wrong. Okay. that’s a wrap. Oh, shit,
Nikki’s mom just hit me back. All right, I’m out of here. Take it easy, Candace.

78 Comments

  • GreenHawk97

    September 17, 2019

    First!

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  • Sean Newhouse

    September 17, 2019

    That's just it!!!!!

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  • Patti Harvey

    September 17, 2019

    It was the most boring roast ever.

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  • Derek Rogers

    September 17, 2019

    That skit was funny.

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  • Isabelle Victores

    September 17, 2019

    This was 100x funnier then the actual roast

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  • Michael York

    September 17, 2019

    That's bullshit Spade! I saw you in the audience. I know. It's a joke.

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  • DarkSchneider

    September 17, 2019

    If CC plans to keep doing these meh roasts, Spade needs to save us w/ real time "roast of the roast". 😎

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  • 札幌ジェイ

    September 17, 2019

    Spade's delivery is always on point. A comic legend who should get more exposure these days. Hope this show takes off.

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  • Billy Lewis

    September 17, 2019

    Last joke was the funniest roast joke that’s been released on YouTube so far.

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  • Jackie Yoshi

    September 17, 2019

    I love you!

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  • These Nuts

    September 17, 2019

    Thanks god he called out Kaitlyns bad jokes

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  • C.S.R

    September 17, 2019

    Blake Griffin‘s joke was pretty good!

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  • A n g e l o

    September 17, 2019

    Hug Bruce like he’s a cactus

    🤣🤣🤣🤣

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  • brown beast

    September 17, 2019

    Still havent seen a clip from this show thats NOT funny! David spade on a roll!

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  • mbPhase23

    September 17, 2019

    Hit the shock collar, ugh! 😂

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  • Jeff B

    September 17, 2019

    Comedy Central, do NOT cancel this show. Aside from the ancient key and peel reruns you keep posting, This is the only funny thing you’ve got in a sea of unfunny “woke” female comedians and whatnot.

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  • L K

    September 17, 2019

    Oh this was awesome. I love this

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  • Armando Chacon

    September 17, 2019

    I wish greg geraldo were alive miss him rip the real roast master

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  • Penguinssss

    September 17, 2019

    Why is the volume on all these LO uploads so low? CC where you at?

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  • Clyde22

    September 17, 2019

    "but do one thats not funny at all" perfect

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  • Billy Lewis

    September 17, 2019

    2:03 Shock collar was a good bit.

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  • Clayton Brown

    September 17, 2019

    Spade is the anti trumptard! Love it

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  • Rabbie Burns

    September 17, 2019

    These roasts are just scripted autocued bullshit .. like SNL

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  • Diablo X Machina

    September 17, 2019

    Spade is a king.

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  • Amys NEWS

    September 17, 2019

    That was funnier than Bruce's whole set!!

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  • Street Cat

    September 17, 2019

    Let's have an employee algorithm that will highlight Alec Baldwin types. The 'unstable alcoholic" weirdo types

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  • Vlasis T

    September 17, 2019

    I wouldn’t watch the roast even if I was buried in a dark cave for months. David did a great job though. and created laughs out of the unlaughable

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  • amerocker

    September 17, 2019

    Too bad Asux Baldloser wasn't actually roasted. I'd pay to see that. 🔥💩🔥

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  • mark anthony

    September 17, 2019

    White dick got me 😂😂😂

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  • Jared Halpain

    September 17, 2019

    1:58 omg the fuckin shock collar slayed me! Funniest shit all week!

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  • nathanddrews

    September 17, 2019

    These modern roasts are cringeworthy. Misdirected talent.

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  • kirkstable

    September 17, 2019

    Candice hit the shock collar got the like… Ridiculous

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  • Carson Johnny

    September 17, 2019

    Funnier than the roast😂😂😂🤣

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  • steve donahue

    September 17, 2019

    funny but can we just make fun of every race instead of just the white guy getting shit on….thanks!

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  • beatemprod

    September 17, 2019

    He just roasted the roast! 🤣

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  • Boned You

    September 18, 2019

    Any one on here knows Nicky Glacier mom phone number? Need it for a school project

    Reply
  • Nikki Beacth

    September 18, 2019

    Awesome

    Reply
  • Spoon Face

    September 18, 2019

    Why does Caitlyn’s voice still sound like Bruce’s?

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  • mark boylan

    September 18, 2019

    Boom roasted

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  • Charlie V

    September 18, 2019

    The schock collar thing almost made me spit out my beer xD

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  • EDGE SKYWARD

    September 18, 2019

    worst roast ever honestly!

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  • Jack Murphy

    September 18, 2019

    They took the roasts and made them unfunny. They're awful. This was awesome

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  • Xion Temoc

    September 18, 2019

    He ROASTED ROASTERS!!!!!! Brilliant

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  • Black Hole

    September 19, 2019

    This show I pretty underrated… Comedy Central are on to a winner!

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  • Kevin Codio

    September 21, 2019

    Good job Dave !!!

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  • G_GlasgowRFC

    September 22, 2019

    This is much funnier than any of the bland late night talk shows in America.

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  • m ch

    September 22, 2019

    A punk with a nasal problem is in my headset giving directions.

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  • Ohlong Johnson

    September 22, 2019

    All davids jokes are always about how hes a horny dog that wants to fuck every girl that gets mentioned.

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  • Arthur Sprong

    September 22, 2019

    The actual roast was terrible…. This show is going on the list of things why Alec's daughter intensely hates her father's guts.

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  • Keithisill

    September 24, 2019

    Damn! Blake Griffin burned Him (Hir?)!

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  • Keegan Devlin

    September 24, 2019

    This was funnier than the roast. Caitlin Jenner was awful.

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  • HarveyShankar

    September 25, 2019

    Bill Burr, always funny, and very classy these days. A great career, beautiful wife and daughter… He's got a very natural swag that comes from being comfortable with his position as a man.

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  • Alex 4441

    September 26, 2019

    The shock collar lmaooo

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  • The High hopes

    September 26, 2019

    The roasts are terrible.

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  • DJ KRPT

    September 28, 2019

    The shock collar

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  • Elizabeth Hoberg

    September 29, 2019

    had no idea Spade was so funny

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  • Paul Kirk

    September 30, 2019

    Notice how Adam whathisface wasn't even mentioned? Nothing that guy did was worthy of screentime. You won't even find his roast stuff on YouTube.

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  • Joseph van Wyk

    September 30, 2019

    It must be only Americans who love roast shows. None of that crap is funny. Your "comedians" doing those try too hard.

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  • Janek Kofroň

    October 1, 2019

    His whole posture on the show says nothing else than I could not care less and I love it so much I just wanna squeeze his little cheeks

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  • Samuel L Jackson

    October 2, 2019

    Giving David Spade his own show is one of the best moves cc made in years

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  • JOHN DUIT

    October 4, 2019

    Fuck democrats

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  • Cameron Radaszewski

    October 6, 2019

    The shock collar 😂😂😂

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  • Wons Phreely

    October 6, 2019

    Awesome!

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  • Jack Murphy

    October 8, 2019

    These roasts have jumped the shark

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  • Magicarff

    October 8, 2019

    I think what I love about this show and david spade is that he's not tip toeing around anyone. Everyone is fair game

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  • Ophelia Pain

    October 9, 2019

    I’m a super fan of cc roast!!
    David- this is awesome!! I laughed so hard!!

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  • Linda R

    October 21, 2019

    These are so funny!!!!!😂😂😂😂

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  • Imad Oke

    November 4, 2019

    Shockcoller 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🇳🇱

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  • Matt Johnston

    November 22, 2019

    Hit the shock collar. "Eh!"😂

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  • Anthony Lavelle

    November 22, 2019

    The cactus line gets me every time 🙂

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  • “Survival Tips From The Natives”

    November 26, 2019

    David is magical

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  • Ingrid Johansson

    December 10, 2019

    That was was seriously rough

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  • macaak

    January 7, 2020

    fucking GOLD! the actual thing sucked ass..

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  • Willtakemorethan_

    January 17, 2020

    Hug Kaitlin like she's a cactus.

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  • Dr Phot

    January 25, 2020

    Nikki's definitely let's you come in thru the backdoor!

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  • ROB-IN-PHILLY

    February 9, 2020

    Spade should do a new MST3k. He has the chops, maybe Jeff ross as Crow Jeselnkick as Tom servo…

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  • atafits

    February 9, 2020

    Props to David for the shirt! #TheMarathonContinues #RestInPowerNIP

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  • Tito Tim Travels

    February 11, 2020

    Every time Comedy Central does one of these shitty roasts, it really makes me miss Dean Martin. Those were some funny roasts! Baldwin deserves a much better dais than those unfunny nobodies.

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