Gigi Hadid Just Destroyed Jake Paul – Lights Out with David Spade

Gigi Hadid Just Destroyed Jake Paul – Lights Out with David Spade


Speaking of fights
over the weekend, the really big one
was when Gigi Hadid called Jake Paul irrelevant after he claimed
her boyfriend Zayn Malik tried to start a fight with him. If you’re lost, um,
Gigi Hadid is a model, uh, Jake Paul is a YouTuber, and Zayn Malik is a singer
that dates a model. -(laughter) -So, I mean, I’m
trying to really simplify it, but it’s very complicated. Do you follow anything
that’s going on here? This was at that fight, right?
This was at the… -Oh, I think it was
at the fight, yeah. -Yeah. So, I mean, I feel bad
for the two boxers working their whole lives
out in the gym, and like, “Who’s in the crowd? De Niro?” They’re like,
“No, Zayn Malik. The… tambourine player
from One Direction’s out there.” (laughter, applause) Do you know these guys? I swear to you I have no idea who either one…
three of them are. This is… this is not
the type of stuff we talk about -in the barbershop–
we don’t go… -(laughter) This just shows
how much Vegas has changed. ‘Cause Tyson fights,
Tupac gets killed. -(laughter)
-Tyson Fury fights, these three white people
are arguing with each other. -(laughter)
-Arguing. (applause) -Well… -Never fight with,
like, a hot millennial model. She wouldn’t let it go.
She’s like, “You’re irrelevant and ugly and go to bed.” I’m like, “Aw, God,
leave the poor guy alone. Geez.” Yeah. Is it bad when
the girl sticks up for you? -Yeah. -No, no.
-No, it’s hot. Not if you’re wearing
that jacket. (laughter) My mom got this on QVC
two weeks ago. And now it’s cool.
She was two weeks ahead of it. I think I had that comforter
on my bed when I was… Yeah, I know,
it’s a little throw. Well, I think, you know, she-she actually got a pretty
solid burn in. ‘Cause she goes, “You and your little
irrelevant YouTuber squad. Sorry he didn’t want
to hang out with you.” -And I was like, “Oh, man.”
Because… -(laughter) he’s in One Direction,
but out of those bands, you know,
they’re kind of pussies. I mean, kind of.
Because I’m– being a pussy,
I can talk about this. Because they got rid of,
uh, Harry Styles because he got a gym membership. -That’s how… He wanted pecs.
-Is that why? And they had to– whatever. All right, we’ll move on, because no one knows
what’s going on. Okay, in other
“what’s going on” news, an FIT runway show is under fire
for pressuring the models to wear…
they say racist accessories. One black model refused
to wear them, and, uh, I think all this talk
about racism is distracting from the real story here. -The dresses were so last-year.
Um… -(laughter) Look at these
weirdo dresses, too. I don’t know what
the worst part of this is. -Nice leg. -And the rest of it,
who knows what’s that. Why don’t they just get
ugly people if they want the models
to look… -That’s a great idea.
-I’ll let my stache grow in. -You know?
-Why ugly them up? -Yeah. -It’s more
of a Mr. Potato Head situation. -Yeah.
-(laughter) Aah! There’s more! They’re multiplying,
like the coronavirus. -Wow. -Listen, listen,
white people, listen. -(laughter)
-Let him talk. If a black woman tells you
something is racist, -believe her.
-Yes. -(laughter) Our eye for racism… our eye for racism beats
your eye for fashion. -That’s true.
-This is like when you get one of those caricatures done
of yourself at the amusement park,
and they highlight every one of your faults
that you’re trying to get over. You’re like, “Oh, thanks.
Here’s 20 bucks for making me feel horrible
about my nose.” I thought more mouse ears
than anything. But… but also, you’re right,
if-if she complains, -stop right there.
-Right. -Yeah. A black model says,
“I don’t like this,” go, “We’re pushing through!” You know, like,
it’s all gonna end in tears. Apparently, the designer, they
were supposed to wear earrings. The earrings had not shown up,
and the designer panicked, and said, “Run out and get…
get me some ears! Some giant ears.
Eyebrows. Lips. Something!” Well, in surprising news,
Steven Spielberg’s daughter has apparently gone into porn. “Porno,” as I say,
’cause I’m old. Uh, Spielberg says
he’s supportive, which is really all you can say. You know? You can’t…
you can’t say, “Gross!” You know,
you can’t say anything. You have to be like,
“I’m so proud. This is so great.” So… But it’s definitely… And we’re not gonna do any
Your Ass Licked Park jokes. We refuse. We’re not doing
Schindler’s Fist. We refuse. We’re not. ‘Cause that’s not
the kind of show this is. -What-what… -Oh, this is…
this is not that show. -No.
-But wait. We are gonna do Saving My Privates for Ryan,
though, right? SPADE:
That one… -I-I…
-Thank you. (cheering and applause) I heard E…
I heard E.T. phoned home and said, “Let me talk to that
hot porno daughter of yours.” (laughter and applause) -E.T. wanted in on it?
-Yeah, E.T. -(laughs) Okay.
-That was my E.T. impression. -What, you waiting for mine?
-Yeah, sure. We’re not doing Amistad.
We’re doing I’m-a (bleep). (laughter) -But it’s his adopted daughter.
-(laughs) -It’s his adopted daughter.
-Yes. -Yeah. So, in true moviemaking fashion, just adopt another daughter. Give her the same name. -FRANJOLA: Yeah.
-Have a sequel. SPADE:
Yeah. (laughter and applause) Yeah. And we’re not even… we’re not
even telling people her name, and everyone’s freaking out.
They want to search for her.

91 Comments

  • WaysMissplaced

    February 25, 2020

    Im first comment

    Reply
  • Ayad Ali

    February 25, 2020

    🤢🤢🤢Shit! What the fuck is all that?!🤮🤮🤮

    Reply
  • Erika Long

    February 25, 2020

    David Spade, you seem like a good friend and you're hilarious. So glad you have this show!

    Reply
  • Bill Hicks

    February 25, 2020

    David Spade is the greatest thing to ever happen in America

    Reply
  • The Dorchaidhe

    February 25, 2020

    "Believe a black women when she says it's racist" lmfao. What fucking stupid advice. Because the color of her skin we should instantly believe her? Not only is that ignorant but it is kinda racist. Fucking black people like him are the reason nobody believes shit y'all say. Fuck your feelings. Give me facts. I'll bet you'll call me racist, Nazi or some typical shit y'all say when someone calls it like it is.

    Reply
  • S T

    February 25, 2020

    Jake Paul is absolutely irrelevant. He’s useless

    Reply
  • robotwolf

    February 25, 2020

    Spade, call Disney+. Get them to bring back Kuzco!

    Reply
  • Andrew Morino

    February 25, 2020

    I'm 5th comment

    Reply
  • Thomas Aquinas

    February 25, 2020

    When your dad is Steven Spielberg and you still have to go into porn. 😪

    Reply
  • Robert Schwartz

    February 25, 2020

    One of the best things about getting older is that I don't have to CARE who these people are.

    Reply
  • laz tej

    February 25, 2020

    Buhahaha I did I searched for her sexy big tits lol 🤣🤣

    Reply
  • The Orca

    February 25, 2020

    Man, I really miss David’s gold day-date!

    Reply
  • The GratefulGamer

    February 25, 2020

    Someone should make a documentary on Hollywood Parents, who's offspring grow up to work in pron. Maybe call it 8 simple rules on how Not raise your Daughter.

    I hope someone sees what I did there at the end.

    Reply
  • Kristen Barron

    February 25, 2020

    The best part is no one understood the Jake Paul segment hahahahahaha not even the audience… It makes me uncomfortable how much my generation look up to these “influencers”. I promise, we’re not all uneducated narcissists.

    Reply
  • Heather McC

    February 25, 2020

    That jacket is pure quacker factory.

    Reply
  • Kristen Barron

    February 25, 2020

    P.S. I’m still stoked you brought back comedy to late night! Spade is the freaking best

    Reply
  • Maxim D.

    February 25, 2020

    Ok, what is her name

    Reply
  • Kye Ja

    February 25, 2020

    This ended me watching this show! I wanted to puke in my own hand and throw it at david and then kick the scream he had them up on in half and then beat the shit out of him and cut out his tongue!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! For repeating this and making it more news and a thing!!!!!!!! Snuff those losers out by NOT EVER TALKING ABOUT THEM! David spade has become the HIGHSCHOOL gossiping mean girl WANA BE he always wanted to fuck, but now at 50 years old. Is he gana keep being that in a couple years when his daughter is the same age he’s acting like??? And they can say, “OMG DID YOU HEAR….!!!!!!”

    Reply
  • 2Stoned 2Care

    February 25, 2020

    "Have a sequel" so savage..

    Reply
  • The-Man-Who-Chortles

    February 25, 2020

    I'm so happy Sanders kept Spade around for this long.
    The show is great!

    Reply
  • MrTLinSTL

    February 25, 2020

    So apparently everything is "racist" now…

    Reply
  • Lucas Fūr

    February 25, 2020

    If a black gay man says it's racist… he's called a Jussie

    Reply
  • RiPPER

    February 25, 2020

    Spielberg's daughter Mikaela George Spielberg. your welcome

    Reply
  • Wayne Kennoff

    February 25, 2020

    Schindler's fist…

    Reply
  • Mateo

    February 25, 2020

    Big lips isnt racist. It's only racist if you put them on a black character for comedy.

    Reply
  • Mitch g

    February 25, 2020

    LOL "tambourine player" and that's not Racism…pffftt….it's just playing dressup!

    Reply
  • DarkSchneider

    February 25, 2020

    Imagine if Mikaela Spielberg starts w/ all XXX parodies of Steven's classics just to troll him … 😰

    Reply
  • Ma-Cheti

    February 25, 2020

    Indiana Jones and the Temple of Poon.

    Reply
  • Michael P. Shipley

    February 25, 2020

    Spielberg wouldn't give her a part in IJ5 so this is her revenge.

    Reply
  • Ludmilla Gutomo

    February 25, 2020

    "the tambourine player from one direction" well i won't bet my money on this one 🙃🙃🙃

    Reply
  • michał błażej

    February 25, 2020

    Thank you fashion.

    Reply
  • 2fAce619

    February 25, 2020

    Top search on pornhub: Mikaela Spielberg

    Reply
  • Smoove Toons

    February 25, 2020

    Hey. I'm a black comedian. I'm black. Did I mention I'm black? Because I'm black…..

    Reply
  • NefariousPorpoise

    February 25, 2020

    What back women think is not my metric on any issue, lol. Bitches be crazy.

    Reply
  • NefariousPorpoise

    February 25, 2020

    Dave dropping those 20 year old jokes again.

    Reply
  • Stigopopoluz

    February 25, 2020

    I know it's 2020 so everything is racist or problematic, but how the fudge is this racist? Are black people known for a huge unibrow Dumbo ears and plastic lips?
    Isn't it more racist to correlate that look with black people or no?

    Reply
  • Frank Arrietta

    February 25, 2020

    Spielberg’s daughter is BUSTED looking. Porn is probably the only way she can get a decent lay, because nobody is marrying THAT face.

    Reply
  • Quick Dimwit

    February 25, 2020

    Mr. Potato Head or racist. If there’s a choice I know which one I’m going with. What’s wrong with the world? One thing, everyone out here looking for something to cry about.

    Reply
  • TheCaptainSlappy

    February 25, 2020

    So…this is the reason I like actual celebrities like David Spade.
    And not literal-who e-celebs. Because Spade has talent.

    Reply
  • Louis Spinelli

    February 25, 2020

    Why is Jake Paul even a topic of conversation? Why are any of these people a topic of conversation? They’re ALL IRRELEVANT

    Reply
  • Don Schilling

    February 25, 2020

    E T: the extra testicle!

    Reply
  • KeLz

    February 25, 2020

    Well this show fucking sucks

    Reply
  • Kraft Punk

    February 25, 2020

    It's funny how they never wear anything good on runway's.

    Reply
  • Jinx xniJ

    February 25, 2020

    Zayn remains unbothered

    Reply
  • Disiam Theillusion

    February 25, 2020

    Human trading cards lol

    Reply
  • Mykah Brogan

    February 25, 2020

    Tony Rock tries so hard to be “the black guy”

    Reply
  • Brian G. Bankston Sr.

    February 25, 2020

    I read this headline and was like wtf and who?

    Reply
  • Daniel Strassburger

    February 25, 2020

    I don’t know who you are either…

    Reply
  • The Weezard

    February 25, 2020

    Eddie Torres the extra testicle

    Reply
  • Arkham Assassin

    February 25, 2020

    Ifgaf about all three of those people but if I have to not give more of a fuck for one, that would be Paul brothers.

    PS: those three are definitely not "3 white people"

    Reply
  • Barry Super

    February 25, 2020

    The fashion show was Mugatu's follow up to "Derelicte".

    Reply
  • Jeff B

    February 25, 2020

    The dislikes are from jake Paul fans

    Reply
  • loneWolf.9

    February 25, 2020

    wait but zane isn’t white

    Reply
  • dankwrasslin

    February 25, 2020

    im just glad the pregnant chick isnt on the panel

    Reply
  • Jacob Koehler

    February 25, 2020

    Thank GOD, I thought I was the only one who had no idea who the hell any of these people are!

    Reply
  • Q Y

    February 25, 2020

    zayn isnt white

    Reply
  • Ben R.

    February 25, 2020

    Doesnt surprise me spielbergs daughter gets into porn..
    At least on her own choice and in public……

    Reply
  • Q Y

    February 25, 2020

    why is the black dude keep bringing up white people

    Reply
  • Q Y

    February 25, 2020

    old people trying to be funny

    Reply
  • Lost Aquarian

    February 25, 2020

    We need more tambourine!

    Reply
  • Temp Sitch

    February 25, 2020

    How is that fashion nonsense racist ?

    Reply
  • Sean Wilks

    February 25, 2020

    Gigi hadid is ugly as fuck…..she looks much older than she should.

    Reply
  • Tom S

    February 25, 2020

    Black people are soft

    Reply
  • Sean Wilks

    February 25, 2020

    If a black woman says something is racist……so everything is racist?

    Reply
  • Andy Wut

    February 25, 2020

    Please put the comedians names in the description!

    Reply
  • Ccmusic

    February 25, 2020

    "And have a sequel!" BEST line of the clip 🤣

    Reply
  • JamBunHero

    February 25, 2020

    Seems weird to talk about a bunch of white people having an argument in a dismissive way, talking about having an eye for racism, when they aren’t all white.

    Reply
  • Path Finder

    February 25, 2020

    "If you ran into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. If you run into assholes all day long, you are the asshole."

    Reply
  • STEVEN SPENNEBERG

    February 25, 2020

    The black guy totally hacks the joke of the White guy’s and just retells it, but with black people references.

    Reply
  • DoesNotInhale

    February 25, 2020

    Tony Rock is such a cringe token. Honestly Wayne Brady is more real than this milquetoast SJW

    Reply
  • Silly Goose

    February 25, 2020

    Please explain how big ears, furry eyebrows and big lips are racist.

    Reply
  • Tony Bueno

    February 25, 2020

    We´re not doing Your ass is packed jokes

    Reply
  • Mimi Giggles

    February 25, 2020

    Hey ET hasn't worked in a while, that long pointy finger with the glow needs a new job.

    Reply
  • Vamanos Ninja

    February 25, 2020

    Mr. Potato Head lol

    Reply
  • Vamanos Ninja

    February 25, 2020

    That's ironic about Steven Spielberg's daughter, since Drew Barrymore said when she posed in Playboy years ago he told her to cover up.

    Reply
  • First Last

    February 25, 2020

    Bloodhound gang bad touch.

    Reply
  • Justin de la Garza

    February 25, 2020

    WTF? How old is his daughter? If you told me that was his granddaughter I’d believe you 😆😆

    Reply
  • Shawn El Bucho Loco

    February 25, 2020

    Caveman costumes are racist, only if you believe non-white people are primitives.

    Reply
  • Екатерина Геннадиевна

    February 25, 2020

    "If a black woman says something is racist believe her." Like that time a black chick attacked a guy for having dreadlocks. I'm not getting a racist vibe from those costumes. But saying that's what black people look like seems racist.

    Reply
  • Grumpy138

    February 25, 2020

    I wish they would put the monologue back at the beginning of the show.

    Reply
  • steve donahue

    February 25, 2020

    sjw vibes……not liking this…..

    Reply
  • Rose Johnson-Tsosie

    February 25, 2020

    And GiGi knows ugly as she and her sisters are models because of their plastic surgery.

    Reply
  • Brenda Fallos

    February 26, 2020

    I question their true genders

    Reply
  • Tito Tim Travels

    February 26, 2020

    If you are going to have nobodies talking about other irrelevant people, at least put their names in the description please.

    Reply
  • Raab Clark

    February 26, 2020

    I can't get past the white boots and cheetah print. Gurl!

    Reply
  • anthony lingon

    February 26, 2020

    The more I watch this show, the more I miss Tough Crowd

    Reply
  • Lauri H.T.

    February 26, 2020

    Exactly… Nobody gives a shit about these people or the Kardashians or any other irrelevant celebrity who wants attention. Love Spade but let's give some kudos for Joaquin and other regular people doing good in the world. Love the comedy yet would love to see some realness too

    Reply
  • Strika1184

    February 26, 2020

    Jake Paul at least has some talent, in theory. Gig was born rich and pretty

    Reply
  • anonymous mc

    February 26, 2020

    its fake Paul

    Reply
  • Rachael Pishtek

    February 26, 2020

    Chris is a legend

    Reply
  • J M

    February 26, 2020

    “ ET wanted in on that?” 😂

    Reply

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