drunk gingerbread house decorating (huge fail)



happy vlogmas day 3 everyone hate myself so it's day 3 it's about 4:30 p.m. I didn't go to sleep until about 10:30 a.m. hope you guys joined up so – if you haven't watched it please do so it feels worth it woke up like – then pretty much a zombie for the last couple hours and now Jill is coming over if you guys don't know Jill was our producer clever we call her the national treasure I told her I was exploiting her my blog and she said she'd be honored so she'll be here soon so I'm just sitting here you know nursing my chronic back pain that's my massage cane and hey you know I really know we're gonna do yet I tweeted you guys to see if you had any suggestions normally we would just set on my couch and drink beers but it feels like I've done that already I could keep trying to talk but I just nothing's really happening in here do you blog means they said it'll be fun they said actually no one said it would be fun they just said that it'll help you pay around yeah well thank you guys hi preciate arrived I'm like number two momager but very very proud over here they pulled up by socialblade and it comes up and it gives you like a letter grade it gives you a lot of statistics there's just a lot happening I've never really seen before but there's a big yellow beyond that she's just like why did they give you a be funny content people we're not just supportive momager yeah I don't know I write are now at the rating system works it is flawed the rating systems fine okay so I tweeted what we should do because otherwise we would have just sat on the couch and drinkin yeah dog but I thought it would give you some Christmas content and I want my Christmas Robert jammies Jill is a big fan of PJs she has a lot of matching sets wanna button-ups love drawstring hands yeah a matching jammie is always festive no matter the season yeah I'm beeping it comes on my computer at this I know look I already cried Jodi we cracked it it didn't even fall it's in the crack of my seat and then I looked down I thought the screen was actually cracked and I was like it that way that's a dark matter so it's like very very slippery and you know well attached to I been wanting a wireless charger for so long and my phone like wasn't compatible and finally I get the wireless charge and it advertises that it has this like no slide so I almost dropped this I take five times within the first hour I owned it and every time count like reflex lab dolphins like I set myself up for that ones the Misti joke so it's a huge disaster and I need a case for it immediately speaking of disasters there's like a lot happening in the new lilz channel headquarters like it's just like you know the Lowe's channel quarters that's what's happening here and it's like just like out of things all sorts of things oh I'm in an office snack my own snack it's really special oh no I'm hoping to move soon and get a two-bedroom so I can have like an office since I'm here all the time literally for now it's my dining area and grace came in and made fun of me and told me that looks like a hacker this is yes'm mr. robot stuff I used to get some how to download all my own programs I mean I've never done that that is illegal don't do that I think anymore sound like in the days of Napster was Napster before that that was my like it was definitely that was my life I'm highly illegal yes LimeWire I don't know about cassava here's a lot of viruses anyway you guys suggested that we build gingerbread houses I think that's a great idea I think we incorporated some alcohol and we drunkenly build gingerbread houses compare the otherwise it doesn't sell yeah our Jim crafts like don't feel we're not really very we would just prefer to sit and drink but like for you guys will do usually don't think this will be which is funny because I told Lisa we were doing this and that judgey little bitch told me that you were gonna win Wow didn't have any faith in my artistic skills and I was like Lisa I will try to make you proud and then we can be friends yeah I think you're people picking Jill over me my friend Alyssa Hylas I know you're watching this what am i see coming in for baldness maybe well virtually get her in everybody she told me one day you guys you've never actually met it's hard to tell because we say no I know cuz I'm just like like yeah like I know her Alyssa told me one day that if Jill would agree to be her best friend and she would like be willing to just never talk to me those like friends soul mates meant to me it's gonna happen I'm just gonna take my mic that we're like interchangeable yeah where do you buy a dude your bread house I'd say telegin again but they were so empty yesterday and would cost plus oh not me good off they are a world market but it is by the Grove which sounds like my worst name not gonna film that much because not been getting a lot of sleep I'm very concerned when she texts me this afternoon I was like you're up already you need to be back to sleep beginning like at least three hours a night but I'd say like and by night she means like late morning early my dead to do it's only day two and a half so I'm very concerned kind of like a pug challenge like how far can I go until I die that stuffing gingerbread houses guys they have like got a gingerbread manner or to fill out a neighborhood alpine village yes come on okay we're gonna go now and go by them and pick up some food maybe and then yes come back just got cut off by a Chanukah SUV it has a menorah on top could you hear it oh my gosh I've never seen a more festive holiday vehicle in my life this is like exactly what I would expect from cover to the Grove but now it's a convention of the menorah SUVs and this year Hanukkah and Christmas don't overlap wait was it you had never been to abutments forever never in my in my youth year I guess I didn't have any Jewish runs now I did but I just have to wait for them to have kids or for something to happen I'm here for it it's all pretty it is here we are headed to the world's market I didn't go right over here ah where's camera cool I'm really just I'm rusty you know it's been a few weeks oh it is quite nice it feels so festive over there people but I love how it looks be quiet right there like whispered curious why we could not find the gingerbread house kids originally only it were better appetite oh my gosh should we create a whole village doesn't that looks kind of like amateur hour let's just remember now that this looks like amateur hour oh my gosh a holiday truck how about this one hey let's see let's see that looks actually the people kind of creeped me out a lot did you come with those no no a little creepy what are they holding gingerbread oh no no no no well this one we have to like cut it out ourselves I don't even think it comes with the gingerbread that is a hard pass you have to make the gingerbread creepy people in off oh my god they want us cooking on that one too we've made our decision on the houses with the nice bolt or whatever ties yeah the peri tale folks like my box is damaged I don't want to hinder my your chances yeah yeah yeah get a good one now what lilz isn't it time to go ooh I saw some out here it looks really good well it's right here Oh perfect sighs okay can't feel guilty about that what is it it's Halligan Oreo they talk about the wood cut from the bark around it we should try it it's 8:40 already we haven't even started building the gingerbread are drinking that sir we just got the bonds we need to go in we were gonna buy eggs so we can make the frosting but I'm like that hopefully works bad aeverine zinn rides I think a white though that's very gingerbready to these or should we just get one of me intensifies the competition maybe you do we need an even else this is a pudding both of them go at least to whites great Ilyich can't I this is why I don't come with the groceries I just want everything also have you notice I have my tucked in flannel because she's still wearing her robbers just over that Ridge a piece take my 120 that is long miss you have lots of days to come no not like usually it's an 1800 like it's an 18 a 12 or sorry I don't know why I said that all the other ones are stamp renewed look what I found company treated we were just getting back at the car and Joe goes my car that's Queens I know it rained you've done some drinking this I need like people that aren't my friends that I can film with but still like half the friend Emma strees so then we don't just have like three hour side conversations Billy and I shared an office for two years and now we haven't seen each other and we used to talk eight hours a day it's so if I haven't seen her in a couple days like that just is like there's a lot of tangential information to share it now we are finally ready to actually do what we're here to do then Lily of seven oh no we don't really know how long this is gonna do it basically we're gonna make this a little more interesting it's 956 it's great maybe I'll make it to like appreciate every episode watch everyone you don't know what it'll come I can't guarantee they're gonna keep going I'm thinking since it's already 10:00 and I haven't started we're gonna set a timer and it's gonna be a speed yeah ray so we raise drunk feed gingerbread no authentic German Hexen house by the way you can eat 125th of the house is the serving oh yeah it's all girl look at her bang it's like me when I recreated my pictures for my god things are so creepy well dad you watch mine's like a little dog guru no I'm not yeah cute oh my gosh this actually kind of does a quick Brandon my perfect he'll be at the house with first grader Lil's and this cute old woman and keep opening there she is oh I didn't know there was a walking stick well please timer hadn't started we've been Robbie what's going on construction work that oh goody I haven't cleaned most coffee table recently I was like why is there an hey Oh as the competition begun or what because I'm not having the competition so I'm very competitive okay well so how long should we let's okay let's see doesn't seem like it that complicated show you do like 20 minutes Maxine yeah having a lot yeah I was yeah give us a 10 minutes to start and then we'll kind of new drinking like negotiate on like about expulsion then yeah we're gonna go we're gonna figure it out it'll be fine okay I need an image what is this thing so silly again where did you put your box rookie move Jill I wrecked in the most important place know how I always complain about how else oh they probably all hate me because all my friends are loves yeah oh it's the base not Windows oh that makes so much more sense do you ever I know I seem so in it it doesn't feel like it was baked properly won't criticize the person that made out don't use me be very rough dang I don't think I've ever made gingerbread house I have no actual memory of doing one either oh there's a front porch we're all of the fairy this is a very small house nothing is right nothing makes sense I'm sorry we gotta finish with that I realize a week so would indeed are absolutely now on the floor the house time's running out drill so you better pick it up I'm not gonna help me Oh distracted by phone holes are making it work this goes that was creepy I was like bets in the comments below who you think is gonna win oh yeah ISA already Lisa thank you so much the frostings actually that's why I wanted to spy pre-made frosting has any time I've made it it doesn't taste good especially because we were gonna put like egg especially because I was gonna be responsible for me are you gonna take this how are you gonna store it here no I would love to take this home please all about the foundation let me up which is not strong all right I can see and really get in on no you are gonna win I would just like to remind everyone that this is my channel and I would like to remind you I am here as a guest I was like I was gonna be like I've been through a lot she's been through I left my job cheap I'm unemployed I open this and then you get to use it up there is that very I really don't get that game but I just like gave up and now I'm just like trying to finish but I feel like we're just gonna run out of time anything give us an update they say to you why do I look different now Oh hand we have three minutes this isn't your screaming do you think you have a pair scissors close by definitely what if it would have gone right the competitions house like Jill this is changed oh great no you won't but I don't care I tried me that's why I went for snow it looks more like spaghetti to be honest right now but no I don't know right now I it's like 75 degrees outside this is nothing making sure we go to jail my hands are getting this little Lily got blocked by this dare you I didn't mean to use it mean your husband yes it's it's first grade lily and my husband that live in this gingerbread house weird fast no Jill I thought you had me I think we need to do a final touch courtesy round for both it means more than courtesy gosh my tree in the front yard is melting don't you dare get close to my nose Jill oh okay everyone also watching keep in mind that this is backwards so you're you know I'm here for the viewers experience I was trying to do usually when I people over drinking I can excuse me like it's like a Saturday whatever it's fine I don't have a job now so I this is always me and Jessie smiles got a noise complaint one time when we were listening she's just laying here on the ground you're decorating our courtesy we didn't do enough for yourself or just an accident waiting to happen this is like your cab driver if we don't we're not like it needs to burn down because it doesn't look good everything is drippy the white really held its form or the red and green which I leaned in to follow up what what's the V that's a heart oh those are just like there was a lot of red and I had some like a site Jerry meeting solar thank you so environmental my wait did you see ah the tree looks so differently a minute look at like you murdered someone on the trees like oh don't you did Brandon you decapitated him his head is happily attached that is the new dog oh yeah that was rusted this happy family oh oh my tree fell over to reveal first grade little there she is oh I thought you meant I was now under the tree no it appears to be a crime scene we see here winter new ones on the top snow yes ah you really have like an aesthetic no more like it feels like it's already been like Instagram filtered mine on the other hand needs some like presets or something happening maybe well this is nice this is really nice almost just being a little like that had zero decor we're minimalists this is Betty Rubin a Columbus I am sure I'm actually very curious to see how this cuts together cuz this was kind of a role in that started with like well Bill Georgia Brad houses and then we were gone for a whirlwind now lasted seven hours um I'm still going somehow let's take that for how many more episodes before I go to sleep for 48 hours straight you least need to hit double digits that would be respectful I'm sorry jela are you coming to help me not little I'll be sleeping in tomorrow's later she's suggesting something to do tonight like that's nothing I can't even get that drunk while I'm filming these because I have to edit them afterwards I'll get drunk here and she's like well I have to end it all oh you don't that would actually be so nice because there's so many times I'm like who I wish I could show someone but if I was like sleeping I'm like oh I mean I have my gingerbread house to munch on woman oh and we have all our other taxes well this is so fun nothing everyone go fall out chill on Instagram because it's really my claim to fame I don't know what we'll do tomorrow maybe I will finally decorate my apartment with all this talking about do so much good stuff this screams Christmas to you right yes what else would it scream nothing Lisa Trojans tell me was a dear subscribe watch lost your episodes and chill we'll be back before the month is over Mary blog to this everyone

33 Comments

  • supim Jeno

    April 15, 2019

    Jill looks stoned lol

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  • Sophs Moran

    April 15, 2019

    Love you both ❤️

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  • Leah Ginsburg

    April 15, 2019

    Love you

    Reply
  • Skinny Legend

    April 15, 2019

    13:53 my gay ass in health class when studying the female anatomy

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  • Skylar Rayne

    April 15, 2019

    Jill: its 75 degrees outside
    Me: looks at temp and sees its 30 degrees where I am
    Me: slowly crying

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  • Ruby R

    April 15, 2019

    You need

    More subscribers
    #underrated

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  • Morgan Sommer

    April 15, 2019

    Jill

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  • Heather Slaven

    April 15, 2019

    So I definitely had hive brain and sang " the roof, the roof, the roof is on fire" in sync with Lilz!!! Soooo funny. Also is anyone else getting major Strega Nona vibes from the gingerbread house old lady?!?! ?

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  • Jada Guilmette

    April 15, 2019

    You remind me of morgan adams!

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  • Taylor Joiner

    April 15, 2019

    I LOVE Jill

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  • anon 123

    April 15, 2019

    ….if you had an extra 10minutes …. https://www.facebook.com/528556327/posts/10156568888371328/

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  • Karleigh Shaffer

    April 15, 2019

    I think lily won. ?

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  • Judith Salas

    April 15, 2019

    Love Jill!

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  • Miss Roc royal

    April 15, 2019

    Lily won. Jill is cute tho but she lost

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  • Katie LaaLaa

    April 15, 2019

    Oh pudding! Lol

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  • Jordan Elizabeth

    April 15, 2019

    jill def won

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  • Liam W

    April 15, 2019

    COORS LIGHT AND FRIENDS

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  • Hallie Robertson

    April 15, 2019

    Mr. Kate wya?

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  • michael nera

    April 15, 2019

    12:28 "Lisa, (whisper voice) thank you so much" XD

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  • E Wagner

    April 15, 2019

    In Dallas we're I live it is cinnamon toast crunch

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  • MM IV

    April 15, 2019

    Jill is my religion ?❤

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  • MM IV

    April 15, 2019

    YOU AND JILL ❤❤❤ SO ADORABLE

    Reply
  • Rico Nico

    April 15, 2019

    lol this was so funny keep it up!!!!!!

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  • Leslie R.

    April 15, 2019

    Lils you gotta film footage for more than one video at a time! Did you not learn from Lunchy Break lol?
    You could have gotten three videos out of this sit down with Jill- gingerbread house, whatever snacks you got, andddd she could have helped you decorate! Boom three days worth of content that you can work on editing while you film more. Gotta maximize your time! And Jill is so freaking adorable!

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  • Verónica Zapata

    April 15, 2019

    You could do a video collab with the try guys!!

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  • Le Fahrrad

    April 15, 2019

    I think the old woman is supposed to look a little creepy, since it’s a hexen haus (witches house), I think she might be a witch… just a thought. Like what you’re doing on the channel so far ??

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  • Rman Nayr

    April 15, 2019

    LOL YOU GUYS ARE SO DRUNK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD

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  • StatsNerdGirl

    April 15, 2019

    I'm just as wore out as you from vlogmas. I can't keep up watching all the videos everyone is putting out. ?

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  • Emily Danielle

    April 15, 2019

    A noise complaint while listening to Greyson Chance ? thats so funny I love it

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  • Chels Bell

    April 15, 2019

    Love your vlogmas And Meghan rienks bakemas this year. Make sure you keep your health in mind thou. Ily. Keep up the good work.

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  • Andie

    April 15, 2019

    JILL NEEDS A YOUTUBE PLEEEAAASE

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  • Wiebke Fischer

    April 15, 2019

    Haha I'm German and you built a Hexenhaus which is literally the house of a witch, so the sweet little woman was a witch.
    Love all your videos and please keep up with vlogmas and getting drunk doing it!

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  • Francie Brown

    April 15, 2019

    put a binder clip at the bottom of the wireless charger. it'll stop the phone will stop falling

    Reply

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