Ben Affleck’s Available, Everybody (feat. Kevin Nealon) – Lights Out with David Spade

Ben Affleck’s Available, Everybody (feat. Kevin Nealon) – Lights Out with David Spade


How do you come up
with all this stuff? I look up,
and it’s right there. DELRAY:
Great. I thought
you were gonna get makeup. Well, it’s too late now. All right, so… Do you know that I have…? I have done this show
so many times, I think I’ve done it
three more times than you have. -(laughter)
-That’s not possible. Uh, you do very well on it… I do well, and I’m surprised
you’re still here, ’cause I thought
I’d be replacing you by now. There was that rumor, uh… -that you started.
-Is this the Roast Battle? I know. What happened?
We’re… We’ve got to get to Ben Affleck. I was making fun of him earlier, but, uh,
Ben Affleck’s a nice guy. He had a good time
at a Halloween party over the weekend. Let’s take a look
at a clip from TMZ. (laughter) ♪ ♪ That noise after
makes you feel guilty. -♪ Duh, duh, duh. ♪
-NEALON: That was actually… -happened, that noise.
-Oh, in this clip? When he hit the car,
it has an alarm that sounds like that. Yeah. It’s like a Law & Order sting
for real-life people. But, uh, I feel like TMZ is exploiting celebrities
lately. -(laughter)
-Is that my imagination? I just like that people are
like, “Hollywood changes you,” and he’s like,
“Nuh-uh, I’m from Boston.” -Uh…
-(laughter) -always will be bad.
-I drinkie the drinks. -That’s right.
-He also has a phoenix tattoo, -Mm? -so it’s, like, he’s
not reached rock bottom yet. -You know?
-Yeah. I like the old days when the paparazzi was, like, if they had Sinatra
at a premiere, they’re like, “Hey, Frank. Oh, my God,
that’s not your wife. Oh, I’m so sorry.”
Rip out film, burn. And they were holding the flash
with one hand. SPADE:
“Frank! Frank!” I just thought he looked
super happy. -Yeah.
-Finally, you know? And he’s drinking on Halloween. Yeah, and when he’s sober,
he’s just angry. Now he looks like…
having a good time. He’s like:
Finally, drunk and single. I do like that.
There’s a new thing, uh, going… someone outed him,
’cause he’s, uh, on Raya. -DELRAY: Oh, yeah.
-You know, the dating app. It’s a celebrity dating app,
and he announced he joined it, ’cause after someone
said he did. Could we leave this guy alone
for two seconds? Let him go on a date.
I mean, good God. Well, the thing about going
on Raya for him is, why does he need Raya?
You know what I mean? I mean, he’s Ben Affleck. I think he just likes
to reject people. -(laughter)
-I think that’s what it is. Seriously. “No. No.” “No.” If he was on Raya,
that’s gonna be, like, The Hunger Games
for girls with 8,000 followers. -TREYGER: Yeah.
-(laughter) I’m… I’m on Raya, man,
and there’s, uh, -no chance for me now.
-SPADE: Oh, you’re on Raya… I made nine dollars last night;
he made Batman. -(laughter)
-Yeah, that’s true. I’m actually on Raya, too, but
I go under the name Ben Affleck. (laughter) You’re not allowed
to screenshot on Raya, -Oh, I got caught on that.
-and so no one knows that you boned
Marshmello the DJ. -Anyway, uh…
-NEALON: Let me just ask you one question about…
in all seriousness, with Raya. Do you need, like, a computer
or a device to get on there? (laughter)

19 Comments

  • Disappointed In all of you

    October 30, 2019

    What's with all these shows forcing these ugly, fat women who just aren't funny in our faces? Yuck

    Reply
  • fandude7

    October 31, 2019

    Kevin Nealon is the funniest…anytime.

    Reply
  • Holy Worm

    October 31, 2019

    Hmm

    Reply
  • fazisa

    October 31, 2019

    I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE!!!!!

    Reply
  • Flex Piper

    October 31, 2019

    Batman go back home, You're drunk..

    Reply
  • pac man

    October 31, 2019

    I thought this guy was on the wagon.

    Reply
  • Zac Bautista

    October 31, 2019

    I’m on Raya too… Dia – Raya

    Reply
  • Jacob Green

    November 2, 2019

    Who put a blob with curly hair in front of a camera??

    Reply
  • Night Knight

    November 2, 2019

    The EtOH owns Ben Affleck. Hope none of us need to be saved by a drunk BatMan!

    Reply
  • Jeff B

    November 4, 2019

    Nothing turns me on more than Kevin’s flabby triceps wigglin around all mumbly-bumbly whenever he raises his hands

    Reply
  • B

    November 7, 2019

    How the hell is this not on trending ????????? Ever????????

    Reply
  • J Canines

    November 7, 2019

    I like how Spade will let comics keep going. Like he trusted/ allowed Nealon to just keep going.
    It doesn’t seem like much – but it’s everything.

    Reply
  • Anthony Jonas

    November 8, 2019

    I thought he got sober. Guess not.

    Reply
  • David David

    November 11, 2019

    Liza Treyger is horrible

    Reply
  • Daniel Stack

    November 18, 2019

    Lots of love for David and Kevin in the comments section, not so much for the other two on the show that day.

    Reply
  • Gemma Brohan

    November 18, 2019

    Why is everyone laughing?? This poor man has a disease and is tryna get better and is gonna have slip ups. Leave him alone!!

    Reply
  • rias

    November 24, 2019

    David Spade is the new Wendy Williams?

    Reply
  • Elizabeth Kastroll

    December 3, 2019

    Spade's rug keeps getting more luxurious.

    Reply
  • Darius Manson

    December 18, 2019

    I'm gonna get the Law & Order sting as my car horn

    Reply
  • MiketheYung God

    December 27, 2019

    You know you’re gonna have a great show when you bring in a former SNL cast member.

    Reply

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