American Style Hot Dogs | Ashens



hello I thought things were going too well day three and it's American style hot dog kids every single American watching this is now just going no no no no do not blame us sealed for freshness well that's a good thing on the grounds it would for amass with rancid if not ready to go straight into the beam I imagine best before 23rd of October 2018 great Pines sachets inside mustard synth that's a thing and tomato ketchup self is that sir is that a foreign word for mustard I'm not aware of I don't know anyway microwave in 45 seconds your guarantee of quality what's the bun wagon I feel really hot they've done kind of them stale or something very odd the sausage is a separate look no they are looking looking exceptionally unpleasant and indeed some Heinz mustard and some Heinz ketchup because apparently is important we say Heinz all the time because it has to be Heinz great thanks who actually made this is this look at Heinz product no just consumer service liens I am gleams your and enjoy my hotdogs I am from the planet consumer service – chicken stroke pork sausage is great mechanically separated beaks and bowls brilliant in whites rolls packed with a sachet of mustard and tomato ketchup grape right so mechanically recovered mulch chicken 55% normal chicken 15% pork 15% chicken fat poor this isn't good at all is it I'm also the method of heating up doesn't sound great right instructions cut off end of pork sausage wrapper ok heats pork sausage for 15 seconds thousand watts ok make lengthwise cut in bun ok remove pork sausage from wrapper place in bun in heave thirty seconds or until bread roll is soft or disposed to be soft hard oh.just timings accordingly if cooking – pork sausages Harrow though it's not as simple as just like doubling it's my raves are weird innit scores store in a cool dark and dry place yes their beam has we previously set right let's try and open this thing up and see what it's actually like inside this could prove difficult this does not wanna open we have to get some kind of tool like an ox acetylene torch or something yeah this it says open here it does not open here at all like nope well you have to oh no wait wait I may have managed it bullshit right jump can't I haven't used a knife the cut has been well and truly jumping right so we got these foxes cocks here lovely yeah Zoe will take one of those and rip it down the middle it seems with marks right yeah here we go yeah we'll have we'll have this one which I will call NS though no um yeah great having that and buns which bun do we pick hot come in um yeah that's that's not good I mean smells like bread it's got this blood sort of bits over Oh yep just I'm bloody baked flour on it that's always nice well time to go and follow the instructions and make the kitchen smell like boiled dog's guts doo doo doo doo doo doo is entirely inappropriate fanfare 400 the buns come away annoying well there we are that this is the thing that is now warm after 10 seconds the sausage was so hot it actually went straight through the floor into the Earth's core and I had to ask a magma man to bring it back so you know this doesn't feel as sort of moist and spongy Esmond always quite spongy it doesn't feel this sort of moist as these buns often get in the microwave the proof I suppose is under no oh we can see that at homee oh god there's a lot of liquid out of that can I can i angle this in the way you sit there we are mmm oh dear oh yes well soap to the babalao oh I thought maybe the buns being a bit harder we better all right let's take a bite of this lovely hot dog made of mechanically separated Bitzer van and Monterey hmm hmm all that buns not great like properly not great and the sausage isn't amazing either that's definitely a step down from general microwave sausages I think oh dear yeah I mean it's not inedible but it's it's really not nice that'll be why it's like a pound for two or something I presume dearie me no I mean I suppose we haven't got much right now what my sayings gonna say as much money do you want a snack bong shave you have much money you're buying you know large amounts of pasta and rice and stuff like that and getting something with some nutritional value and some fucking flavor to it you're not wasting your money on this bullshit are you yeah that's not good that's mmm I have had these microwave hot dogs in the past and I think this is the worst one I've ever had and not by a huge margin though I will say it's not like deeply unpleasant or anything but no I don't want any more of that no thank you that is plenty old dear the aftertaste now oh that's that's a spicy meatball no it's not spicy it's always just unpleasant right yeah oh dear you just lost a point for that mate oh I am gonna give this three out of ten or alternatively a picture of a cat out of the planet Jupiter which is a new marking system I'm working on I know it's confusing at first but we'll get there don't you worry yeah we're not recommended oh do you know if I'm actually gonna swap tomorrow's days around so I get the nice-looking one first huh

34 Comments

  • Brendan Considine

    April 15, 2019

    You cut the bun the wrong way. Very funny though!

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  • SuperEekie64

    April 15, 2019

    I know this is only a microscopic detail, but the "German" flag on the front of the packaging is really just a rotated Belgian flag

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  • Keokeo Guzuma

    April 15, 2019

    Don’t blame usA

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  • Alexander Büchler

    April 15, 2019

    when i saw the bun: what have you brought upon thes cursed land?

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  • mason jokinen

    April 15, 2019

    Guys cut him some slack on the bun thing, you cant expect a British guy to know exactly how to make an american style hot dog.

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  • Andrew Flara

    April 15, 2019

    When the words "hotdog" and "quality" are in the same phrase, its almost a guaranteed oxymoron.

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  • Matthew Lynch

    April 15, 2019

    That is no hotdog

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  • Matthew Lynch

    April 15, 2019

    This only represents the “NORMAL” people at Walmart

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  • G_A_M_M_A

    April 15, 2019

    WHY!!! WHY WOULD TO CUT THE BUN THAY WAY!?!?!?! it has a seem on the side just follow the line

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  • Seth Lee

    April 15, 2019

    senf is german for mustard

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  • Struc1d

    April 15, 2019

    If your truely American you'd use all beef Franks not this pork bullshit. Try an all beef one next time and it will be significantly better.

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  • Nolan Askew

    April 15, 2019

    It is way better if you buy the packages of hotdogs, buns, ketchup, and whatever else you want to put on a hotdog separately and fry the hotdogs on a barbq or in a pan.

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  • snake nolastname

    April 15, 2019

    What kind of barbarian doesnt put mayonez in the hotdogs

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  • theedrstrangelove

    April 15, 2019

    Senf is German for Mustard.

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  • Ricky Adams

    April 15, 2019

    So this concludes the argument "are hot dogs sandwiches?" The answer is yes. Just because of the way Ashens cut the bun.

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  • prod. kvrvsu

    April 15, 2019

    how did i miss this video

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  • burr153

    April 15, 2019

    Who the hell eats a hot dog this way?

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  • justin smith

    April 15, 2019

    Dog long or big. Bun sucks. Doubt its beef. No chillies, cheese, onions… Terrible

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  • Robert Sistrunk

    April 15, 2019

    We grill our hot dogs over a charcoal fire here in America. They are much better

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  • Robert Sistrunk

    April 15, 2019

    You cut the bun wrong

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  • Tyler Crain

    April 15, 2019

    Where is the relish? lol

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  • Bearcat

    April 15, 2019

    biting the hotdog vertically triggered me beyond belief. your next bite is gonna be 90% bun

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  • Travis Kilpatrick

    April 15, 2019

    to be fair, they LOOK like cheap American hotdogs before you cook them.
    Like, the kind you buy at the grocery in a pack of 8 for $2.50…

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  • KillRoXx

    April 15, 2019

    YOU DO NOT. PUT. KETCHUP. ON. HOTDOGS

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  • DeadlyFredXXX

    April 15, 2019

    Seriously, do you not know how hotdog buns work? LOL

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  • ryandontlikeyou

    April 15, 2019

    i had no idea our hot dogs were any different

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  • Batt Fink

    April 15, 2019

    America took the German frankfurter and bratwurst and 'made it their own' (basically faster/worse). 100yrs later Germany takes the American hotdog and 'makes it their own' (basically faster/worse).

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  • lockjaw larry & the meme team

    April 15, 2019

    Wait do hot dogs just like not exist in Europe?

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  • Lucas Bossio

    April 15, 2019

    Why would you cut the bun like this you heathen

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  • L8ES _

    April 15, 2019

    Idk any Americans that microwave hotdogs

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  • Mr. weasel

    April 15, 2019

    You uncultured swine no one cuts the entire bun in half

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  • R S

    April 15, 2019

    Mad

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  • Jeremy Rubenstein

    April 15, 2019

    No

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  • 95Felixg

    April 15, 2019

    Never saw someone cutting his hot dog bun like that ahaha

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