13 Most Bizarre Public Bathrooms Ever

13 Most Bizarre Public Bathrooms Ever


From ladies laughing at your junk, to Chinese
toilet megaplexes, we count 13 of the most bizarre public bathrooms and urinals.
13 – Women Laughing • No trip to the toilet is complete without
a gaggle of strange ladies laughing at your Penis-De-Milo.
• Whoever designed these urinals thought it would be an outstanding idea to install
life-size photos of women leering over each urinal.
• The women stand there mocking your privates, while you drain your snake, making your toilet
experience an unsatisfyingly awkward one. 12 – Lipstick Mouths
• If women laughing at your winky isn’t really your thing, maybe these lipstick urinals
are more up your alley. • Why you would want to take a whizz on
two gigantic red lips is beyond me, but these bombastic labial urine stations exist somewhere
in Australasia. • Maybe they have a female equivalent where
you can poop on a beard-shaped toilet. 11 – WeeGoal Urinal
• If only there was a way you could take a piss and score goals at the same time, OH
WAIT YOU CAN. • This is the ‘WeeGoal’, a miniature
soccer pitch that you can play with your pee pee. What a time to be alive. Now you can
wee your way into a Champee-ons League. [Insert laugh track]
10 – Toilet Restaurant • Okay so these aren’t functional toilets,
but it’s weird enough to be included because why the hell are people sitting on toilet
seats in a restaurant. • It’s 8pm, you’re meeting your tinder
date and for some reason you’re in Taiwan. But you’re also a weird guy so you take
your date to a place where it looks like people are shitting while they eat.
• Taiwanese innovation literally has no chill.
9 – One Way Mirror • Finally, someone invented a public toilet
which lets you stare people straight in the face while you take a shit.
• The one way mirror design makes this bathroom look like your average city mirror cube. Inside
however, pooping persons can feel like the whole world is watching them while they stimulate
their bowels. • Maybe there’s some sort of health benefit
in having an adrenaline rush while you use the toilet that I’m not aware of.
8 – Trombone • Why can’t people just be happy answering
the call of nature in a good old fashioned urinal? Why do they have to complicate life
by pissing into vintage trombones? • Using a toilet is so mainstream. Hipsters
prefer pissing into brass wind instruments, because it’s different and unique.
• That’s all well and good, but just don’t come crying to me when you find a steamy pile
of urine all over your totally retro 1950’s record player.
7 – Couples Toilet Seat • It’s like the old saying goes, “Couples
who shit together, stay together.” • This toilet is baffling. Why would anyone
in their right mind want company while they ‘drop their kids off at the pool’? Are
couples really synchronising their bowel movements so that they can sit and stare lovingly at
each other while they crap their brains out? • The only people who could claim this is
practical are Siamese twins who are literally joined at the head.
6 – Golf Clubs • This bad boy is the most ludicrous urinal
yet: it’s a pee canister which hides in your golf club.
• It’s called a ‘UroClub’. The golf club is designed to look exactly like a ‘legit’
golf club, but it has a “discreet” reservoir for super subtle tinkle times. If you’re
out on a golf course surrounded by nature, why in the hell would you want to pee into
a pole and carry it around with you. • THIS COMPANY IS LITERALLY TAKING THE PISS.
5 – Video Game Dunnies • ‘I wish going to the bathroom was a
more social gaming experience’ – Said nobody ever.
• Even still, these public toilets have been converted into gaming stations so now
you can compete while you excrete. The gamer bathroom doesn’t bother with privacy. I
mean if Donkey Kong doesn’t need pants, why does anyone else?
4 – Ski Pee • This bathroom is brought to us by wonderfully
inventive Japanese designers: The ski-slope toilet.
• The walls of the bathroom are painted so that the guest feels like they are about
to slide down a humungous mountain. If you are scared of heights, you’re in the right
place to shit your pants. • There’s even a pair of skis that you
can slip on to make the whole ski-pee experience feel even more realistic.
3 – Floating Toilet • Speaking of heights, if you’ve got acrophobia,
you might not want to use this hellacious toilet hanging over a bottomless pit.
• If you’re having trouble stimulating your bowels, this is sure to give you a kick
of adrenaline to get your crap factory moving again. The floor is made of reinforced glass,
but it doesn’t stop the whole feeling of plummeting to your death while you take one
last poop any less real. 2 – Coffin
• People are always asking us: ‘Hey, is there a place I can go to piss into a receptacle
of death?’ We hear you ask. Well we’re happy to report that yes – yes there is!
• These are life-size coffin urinals and they are scary as hell. The screeching bat
heads are elegantly installed at eye-height to stare into your soul, reminding you of
your futile mortality and the general pointlessness of existence.
• It’s a family-friendly experience guaranteed to definitely not give little Timmy nightmares
for the rest of his precious life. 1 – Chongqing – World’s biggest toilet
park • Deep in the depths of China, there is
a theme park that claims to have the largest amount of public toilets anywhere in the world.
• More than a thousand of the most bizarre toilets can be seen in the entertainment area
known as ‘Foreigners’ Street’ in Chongqing. Dubbed ‘Porcelain Palace’, the huge bathroom
complex has been influenced by Gaudi’s park in Barcelona and has been described as super
kitschy. Can’t imagine why.

100 Comments

  • TheGuyHere 815

    February 5, 2017

    You know everytime you left something behind, the person that found it will keep it? I wonder who will be disgusting to keep the soccer ball.

    Reply
  • DragonFire Animations

    February 6, 2017

    Now look HELLbent who has the word HELL IN THEYER NAME?!

    Reply
  • Bryson Morton

    February 7, 2017

    There was a milla second where I got triggered when you called those tubas trombones until you corrected yourself.

    Reply
  • Matthew Kwong

    February 13, 2017

    Ive actually eaten at a toilet resturant like that
    Its actually not that bad
    Ita just normal cury

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  • ToastyGunslinger

    February 20, 2017

    he says "Toe-lit" instead of "toy-let"

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  • CarCat

    February 21, 2017

    6:12 I have no words for that…

    Reply
  • Picture Purrfect

    February 23, 2017

    YES HELLBENT!!! YASSSSSSSSS

    Reply
  • JARJCR97

    March 10, 2017

    for number 4 they should add more scenes and 3

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  • justice and destiny 98

    March 10, 2017

    not a trombone it's a tuba get it right so many people in band getting super mad

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  • Ur Momzy

    March 11, 2017

    at nine u say eight 1:51

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  • Jack Lavender

    March 13, 2017

    9 wud be cool

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  • 4n1ck2cali95

    March 14, 2017

    2:02, that toilet sort of reminds me of the one from Aqua Teen Hunger Force, except this one actually has a working barrier, and it doesn't suck your entire body in through a turbine when you flush.

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  • Oblivious

    March 16, 2017

    Well at least hell bent knows what brass it.

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  • Carnage Best Symbiote

    March 24, 2017

    the ski restroom
    me:hell no

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  • Mizuki Akagi

    March 24, 2017

    im just wondering what would happen if that golf club urinal broke mid swing?

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  • Dana W.

    March 26, 2017

    Lol am I the only one that thought he sounded like squidward on number 8? (At 2:29)

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  • StarGalex

    March 27, 2017

    He said #9 when it was #8 and #8 when it was #9

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  • primary gamez

    March 27, 2017

    11 is Wee sports

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  • SmileyDash

    April 2, 2017

    i would buy a plane ticket to go to the country with the one-way mirror toilet just to moon oblivious people xD

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  • Elyssa Mae

    April 6, 2017

    "Don't let Timmy see it or else he'll become a walking hot topic"

    Am I secretly Timmy?

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  • Yikes Ana

    April 16, 2017

    "Don't let Timmy see it or he'll become a walking hot topic" I Am a walking hot topic already😂

    Reply
  • Jeremiah Horn

    April 16, 2017

    were is that one with the reinforcemened glass over the bottomless pit

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  • ZOMbie sainac

    April 20, 2017

    hellpent why do you sound like the grinch

    Reply
  • Caulder Bott

    April 22, 2017

    Why is Hellbent so dang awesome?

    Reply
  • penguin skili

    April 24, 2017

    you looks like the devil

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  • Sylver Fox

    April 26, 2017

    Was that a plumber?
    No, Ma it was a little girl selling girl scout toilets.

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  • Doodle Bug

    April 28, 2017

    i so with #11 was for women too… that would be so cool

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  • Meep moop

    April 30, 2017

    has acrophobia well shit

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  • Chris K.

    May 3, 2017

    I would make toilets that come with heated seats

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  • Sheron Onieka Bennett

    May 3, 2017

    THAT WAS A GREAT PUN

    Reply
  • Jam3z_Gaming

    May 4, 2017

    3:05 what's up with her eye

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  • Jenna C.

    May 5, 2017

    I bet R. Kelly designed #12

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  • FragileSoul

    May 5, 2017

    at #8 u said #9 XD

    Reply
  • Elly Kitt

    May 28, 2017

    I AM OFFENDED

    Reply
  • Shiny Smeargle

    June 9, 2017

    What if Japan made a urinal that looked like sexy hentai ladies…..please tell me that they haven't already made that.

    Reply
  • Mica Fields

    June 10, 2017

    why!!!!!???

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  • snAPPLE

    June 12, 2017

    they arent trombones but they are baritones

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  • Computer Generated Name

    June 16, 2017

    As a brass player, number 8 hurts my brain…
    Anyone else?

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  • Twiggy

    June 20, 2017

    what have I been reduced to? all my friends are having great summers, going to the lake, getting laid, doing whatever the hell they want in Florida , and I'm here watching videos about toilets. what a life!! nothing bad meant towards the video though… hellbent I love you

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  • Candy Eyed

    June 20, 2017

    A WALKING HOT TOPIC

    FUCK. THATS ME.

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  • Zorrox

    June 21, 2017

    Did anyone else relies he said number 8 for number 9 & number 9 for number 8?

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  • pulsar raider

    June 27, 2017

    you look's like cartoonz

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  • Donald Gotcher

    June 30, 2017

    The toilet restaurant is in my country

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  • My Boyfriend Justin

    July 1, 2017

    #3. I guess you were PLUMB eting to your death

    Reply
  • Josiah Northey

    July 10, 2017

    in number 10 in the first picure, the bowls are also toilets…………

    Reply
  • Amber Sobieraj

    July 19, 2017

    Puns

    Reply
  • Christopher Sutton Ii

    July 23, 2017

    I get it cham pee oins

    Reply
  • Cashden Clayton

    July 25, 2017

    Okay about the band thing at 2:32. you know one cares but A trombones are in the tuba family due to them being bass with values B those urinals are actually euphoniums

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  • ROAD TRIP!

    August 1, 2017

    #9 "They feel like the whole world is watching them while they stimulate their valves"

    Yeah, until a car runs down the mirror cube and the world really starts to watch…

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  • Saucy Scavenger

    August 9, 2017

    The voice is annoying but the cartoon devil guy is cute 😛

    Reply
  • Butter Milkz

    August 12, 2017

    3:43 Can we just appreciate this?

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  • Gaming Turtle

    August 12, 2017

    those are not trombones those are baritones

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  • HH3Productions

    August 21, 2017

    How about a restroom where we pay actual women to sit behind bulletproof glass and laugh at your junk in real time?

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  • HH3Productions

    August 21, 2017

    2:10 BAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH BAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BAHAHAAHAHA BAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHH

    Also why is it a prison style toilet? BAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHHA

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  • Frida Alexander

    August 26, 2017

    we had one of those double toilets at my summer camp, it was wierd

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  • weird child

    August 29, 2017

    HEY i'm a walking hot topic 3;

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  • Mr. Mugger

    September 19, 2017

    Ya like jazz?

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  • John Anderson

    September 21, 2017

    Company while taking a shit? It's not always a bad thing. Ask Pringle about Mountain Warfare School & the many fine games of shitter spades to be had. (I'm assuming he made it to Bridgeport at least once during his hitch). The head aboard MWS is fully open, like Full Metal Jacket style, only the toilets are much closer together than in Full Metal Jacket's squad bay. There's always a card game going on in there.

    (Though I'm getting the sinking feeling that Pringle's generation probably had like Yu-Gi-Oh and Pokemon games instead of good 'ol Spades, or Gin or Juker…….good god, what happened to the Corps.)

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  • DeltaFlame Storm

    September 30, 2017

    i once walked into a bathroom with pictures of ladies with surprised looks on their face while holding tape measures and yes it was the men's room because some of the pictures were above the urinals
    it was really awkward
    another had pictures of women in bikini across the bathroom wall and above the urinals
    that was also awkward

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  • Zephyrblaze

    October 21, 2017

    4:36 that's so stupid it's actually clever

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  • Viking0602

    October 24, 2017

    Hellbet it sounds like your saying tole-lit

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  • TheFirstWarlock OfHeaven

    November 7, 2017

    Planet Dolan is amazing

    Reply
  • MaySpitfire

    November 9, 2017

    ski slope one looked cool

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  • spawnofhell

    November 12, 2017

    Odd but ok

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  • Elektra Warrior-13-666-993

    December 7, 2017

    HOT TOPIC!!!!!!!!!!!

    Reply
  • Potato Lord

    January 2, 2018

    im Hell Bent over XD

    thats what i thought he said tho XD

    Reply
  • Ranibow Dragon Girl Doug fox

    January 18, 2018

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I f**** love you hell bit

    Reply
  • Justme Stillme

    January 23, 2018

    I'd make a toilet splash proof.

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  • Tricia W

    January 31, 2018

    Would love to know where the bat toilets are….and if there's a female version of them. And exactly where is the toilet cube with the 1 the 1 way glass ?!?! Strangely interesting !!

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  • Jason Voorhees

    February 4, 2018

    1:13 wtf?!?!??!??!?!?

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  • Serenity Flores

    February 11, 2018

    I saw this one video about a Japanese bathroom. It has huge ass heads that move towards you as you sit down to do your business and stop right at your knees. Some creepy looking heads too.

    Reply
  • Jazmine Strasburger

    February 15, 2018

    wu wet amwocking hot topic pffffffftf hahahahahahahahahahahah 😆 oh 😐 sory😉

    Reply
  • Jazmine Strasburger

    February 15, 2018

    wu wet amwocking hot topic pffffffftf hahahahahahahahahahahah 😆 oh 😐 sory😉

    Reply
  • Cellone G

    February 19, 2018

    An improvement on toilets? I'd make them harder to clog, and make them harder to overflow if they do clog.

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  • Arabelle

    February 26, 2018

    If I would make a change to toilets, I would give them arm rests and a back rest
    Because FUCK IT
    IF ITS CALLED THE PORCELAIN THRONE, MAKE IT A THRONE >:3

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  • Lili Roberts

    February 26, 2018

    U…ummmm speechless

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  • ReeLoy Kenjins

    March 3, 2018

    I've seen a picture of Donald Trumps face behind a urinal with the urinal acting as the mouth.

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  • Hazell Rodriquez

    March 18, 2018

    They are baritones

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  • NewMystery356

    March 21, 2018

    For some reason they installed #11 at my workplace. Not sure WHY, it just IS there. Made going to the bathroom REEEALLY awkward before I started using the Employee Restroom.

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  • Nora O

    March 27, 2018

    THOSE ARE NOT TROMBONES!!!!!!!!!!!

    Reply
  • Enzo 64

    April 8, 2018

    I was actually pissing while watching this…

    God damn life is so weird right now

    Reply
  • Music Boy

    April 9, 2018

    THATS A FUCKING FRENCH HORN IDIOT

    Reply
  • Kristy DeFillippo

    May 2, 2018

    1:28 a Pm

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  • Noneya Business

    May 9, 2018

    My drivers ed calls if you use the bathroom you have to come back for the exact same time you missed next month

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  • Кейси Боган

    June 24, 2018

    sounds remarkably like markiplier

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  • The AJ harris

    July 16, 2018

    1:09 introducing the wegile… I died there .. XD

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  • The AJ harris

    July 16, 2018

    1:55 who did this?? LOL

    Reply
  • Hareesh Kesani

    July 29, 2018

    Very worst voice

    Reply
  • momo solo

    August 14, 2018

    lmfao this guy is hilarious..

    Reply
  • Amanda Nawrot

    August 29, 2018

    Squid word is that u

    I can’t fucking spell!!

    Reply
  • Adam Hyatt

    September 21, 2018

    What the Fuck

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  • Denise Mapendo

    October 16, 2018

    i think those are good

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  • Juan E Aviles Gonzalez

    October 24, 2018

    I agree on number 10

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  • OOFER TON

    November 20, 2018

    you confused number 8 and 9

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  • Spy Ninja Mike

    January 29, 2019

    O.O Oh…

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  • Nick Retzlaff

    April 14, 2019

    These restrooms seem like it would be a bit hard to pee and poop in them.

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  • Michael Davies

    May 27, 2019

    Those are Euphoniums, by the way, not Trombones
    Just wanted to point that out

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  • Mrdoggo116

    June 1, 2019

    One time I went to the bathroom but there wasn’t a urinal there were sinks….

    Reply
  • Anica Celine

    July 9, 2019

    HELLbent sez : scary as HELL (wow)

    Hellbent : 5:12

    Reply
  • Savanah Dorsey

    August 4, 2019

    Hellbent the jokes are funny

    Reply

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